Dirty Little Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
Question :-
ARE YOU MARRIED?
2006-10-12 04:41:27 · 21 answers · asked by Ω Nookey™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you guys think a married man can enjoy like this??
I'm unmarried :D
2006-10-12 04:48:10 · update #1
that is cute...nope not married. are you?
2006-10-12 04:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by wonderwoman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES!!! Married 6 years been together almost 10!!!
2006-10-12 11:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,cute!
2006-10-12 11:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by E.B. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Not married.
And Dragon bites her ice-cream cone. *shows teeth*
2006-10-12 11:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I would like to be some day.
2006-10-12 11:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I am, some call me a widow, but we're still one
2006-10-12 11:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, pretty cute. LOL
2006-10-12 11:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes I am
2006-10-12 11:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by aruk2008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's cute. Yes.....I am married.
2006-10-12 12:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no
i am too young rite now
2006-10-12 11:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, married
BTW lol on the joke
2006-10-12 11:45:11 · answer #11 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋