I was on my lunch break when this fat chick started to try to talk to me. I mean all girls do cuz of my looks and all and my sweet tatoos but she would not leave me alone. So I said if you dont stop talking to me I am going to call the zoo on you and say I think I found your lost elephant. She started to smile so I threw my lunch at her and it spilled all over the ground outside. Then she stopped talking to me picked it up and ate it all. I'm out of a lunch and had to buy a new one. Was this some plot to get my food?
2006-10-12 04:40:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its amazing you remember so much from the dream you had last night. AND you need to get over yourself. If you were dumb enough to throw your lunch you deserved to lose it! Now go take your meds like a good boy!!!
2006-10-12 04:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Brian & Justin Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whoo buddy! maybe you're reading into things WAY too much! you were rude towards her and i guess in her way she pissed you off even more when she wasn't visibly hurt by what you said. so, in the end you were horrible and had no lunch. strange thing karma!
2006-10-12 11:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Simone H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe that, and it's not funny. If the chick is already fat why would she need your food anyway.
2006-10-12 11:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by just curious 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, that's funny
But you over reacted a little bit. She tried to be nice to you, and you got bad! oh well, she probably wants your reaction. So if you ignored her, she perhaps would go away.
2006-10-12 11:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Audrey L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that I'm ashamed to have you as a member of the human race.
2006-10-12 11:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by inkyfingers1 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Holy Shi.t I laughed for a good 20 seconds whilst reading this! Thanks for the laugh and if this is true which I highly doubt then you should make your own lunch (filled with vomit, cu.m and blood), start being friendly with her and then make sure she eats it.
LMFAO thanks again!
2006-10-12 11:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
looks like now you're going to have to EAT HER to get your lunch back,
2006-10-12 11:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
she thought you may have been her twin! actually you are so full of **** it's a wonder the psychiatric facility you were in let you out. DELUSIONAL BASTARD!
2006-10-12 16:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by nakita 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a jerk. Like that really happened.
2006-10-12 11:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by sweetsnickers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She may have been mentally challenged. And, get over yourself...
2006-10-12 11:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by Trixie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋