Entertainment & Music - 23 December 2007

2007-12-23 03:54:19 · 16 answers · asked by Phoenix 2 6 in Polls & Surveys

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

2007-12-23 03:52:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 03:52:51 · 31 answers · asked by pinkkittenliverpool 6 in Polls & Surveys

Happy Christmas everyone..xx

2007-12-23 03:51:31 · 35 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:49:32 · 36 answers · asked by Not just a pretty face 3 in Polls & Surveys

Cheaters, what would be your excuse for getting caught?

2007-12-23 03:49:04 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:47:24 · 31 answers · asked by iANNA! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I asked a question about "The Death Of rock Music" yesterday and I recieved replies ranging from the ridiculous to the sublime to the downright insulting
So today I have a challenge for you. I have heard sooo many times over how there are so many great post 1995 bands out there that I'm missing that are not repetitive and who are, in point of fact great
So, as the man said..Link Me
Bring Me Your great rock bands and Prog bands and Metal bands from 1995-2007
Rock's not dead?....Prove Me Wrong
I promise I'll watch every clip. I got nothing much better to do on a rainy Sunday
If they are great...by gum I will admit it and if I don't like it...you'll hear about that too
So hit me up...I want to see what you've got, or as they say in the wrestling section...Just Bring It

2007-12-23 03:46:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-12-23 03:43:31 · 7 answers · asked by Stef 1 in Celebrities

The CIA had an opening for an assassin, and after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were two finalists, a man and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took the man to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Agents heard gunshots, screaming, crashing, and banging on walls. After a few minutes, the door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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2007-12-23 03:42:32 · 7 answers · asked by lovehealer 4 in Jokes & Riddles

you had a brain scan and your doctor told you he thinks you have a brain tumour?

that's me now.. please pray for me guys and girls... i am about to have a lot of tests and more scans...

2007-12-23 03:41:43 · 36 answers · asked by Est passé de velours ♥Rose♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I gotta plan my wardrobe don't cha know!!

2007-12-23 03:40:33 · 9 answers · asked by poppy girl 2 in Horoscopes

2007-12-23 03:39:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think we've all asked ourselves this at one point or another in our lives, so finally there's a quiz to put our minds to rest! Here it is:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/



22 for me.

2007-12-23 03:39:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:37:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

and now you think-whooooly crap, I liked that tune?!?!

2007-12-23 03:36:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

2007-12-23 03:34:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or have issues with them constantly?

2007-12-23 03:32:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:31:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think you are more inteligent than most, Do you feel mentaly inferior?Are you really smart in some ways, and a slobbering idiot in others? Are you less inteligent now than you once were? Have you ever taken an I.Q. test? what did it reveal?
I think most people are better at some things than others, But not everyone is like that, A few are Savants, who are really, really good at some things, and can't tie their shoes.

2007-12-23 03:31:53 · 27 answers · asked by Big hands Big feet 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:31:19 · 20 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

who is better bryan adams or linkin park????

2007-12-23 03:29:28 · 16 answers · asked by mimi 2 in Celebrities

I find it burns entirely too much.

2007-12-23 03:29:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?

2007-12-23 03:28:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."

2007-12-23 03:28:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

close one hole on your body permanently which would it be?

2007-12-23 03:27:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My two pairs of grandparents are here for Christmas, can you help me with some games that we can play because they don't speak the same language as each other so they can't communicate?

2007-12-23 03:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by maria mae 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 03:27:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....if yes what feeling makes you to reach the stars....

2007-12-23 03:27:07 · 18 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys