A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"
2007-12-23 03:52:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Priceless!! You have some good jokes!! *star* for you!!
2007-12-23 03:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the mother replies "No sweetheart, after 25 you get false ones in this family!"
2007-12-23 12:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but disgusting
2007-12-23 11:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, star, 10/10, hilarious.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 15:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not unless she takes them out first!
2007-12-23 12:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by bacon butty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she is from the south, she won't have any teeth.
(please give me best answer)
2007-12-23 11:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by James S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..... If you don't understand this joke your probably to young and shouldn't.
2007-12-23 11:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats pretty gross humor
2007-12-23 11:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by classyree88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good stuff!
2007-12-23 14:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it should have used colgate mint.lol.
2007-12-23 13:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋