The CIA had an opening for an assassin, and after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were two finalists, a man and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took the man to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Agents heard gunshots, screaming, crashing, and banging on walls. After a few minutes, the door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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2007-12-23 03:42:32 · 7 answers · asked by lovehealer 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. Niiice.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 03:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still gr8 10
2007-12-23 11:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG....THAT WAS SO FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...my mouth dropped open at the last line!! hahahahahahahahaha!!! this is some funny stuff.
2007-12-23 13:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was hilarious. it almost knocked me of my chair.
u made my day.
i swear. where do u find such stuff.
2007-12-23 11:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That was hilarious! *star* for you!
2007-12-23 11:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. i love it!
2007-12-23 11:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-23 11:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋