A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
2007-12-23 03:34:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol, hilarious.
Star, 10/10.
All the best.
2007-12-23 07:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
2016-04-10 21:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roffle, 5 out of 5
2007-12-23 13:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good..lol
2007-12-23 03:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by Punk Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Heard that before but still nice.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 03:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha... Good one. Must show this to missus and hope.. Merry Christmas
2007-12-23 03:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by Best of British 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
2007-12-23 06:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cracker mate
2007-12-23 03:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by shergal farkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...lol.
2007-12-23 04:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was a good one! *star*
2007-12-23 03:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋