A woman told her husband, after a lewd comment he had made, that he was oversexed and perverted, and ordered him to get help.
He saw a psychiatrist and explained the situation. The doc said he was going to give him a little test. He drew two verticle lines," II ", and asked what he saw. "I see two people standing up making love".
Then he drew two horizontal lines, " = ", and asked what he saw. "I see two people laying down making love".
Then he drew two diagonal lines, " // ", and asked what he saw. "I see two people making love on a ramp".
The doc said "Your wife is right. You are oversexed and perverted", to which he shouted "BULL****! You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
2007-12-23
03:04:48
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