A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to f**k your brains out, and suck your t!ts dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
2007-12-23 03:25:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. That really made me laugh.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 03:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2007-12-23 14:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good 1
2007-12-23 11:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, funny.
All the best.
I just hope that wont be me in a few more years,lol.
2007-12-23 15:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I was that guy, and it was nearly forty years ago, not twenty five!
2007-12-23 12:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by bacon butty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-12-23 11:28:04 · answer #6 · answered by tandkalexander 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this years ago sorry, still funny though!
2007-12-23 11:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by thejedi242002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious!! Have a *star*
2007-12-23 11:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can you get re-fills now.
2007-12-23 13:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...lol
2007-12-23 13:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋