Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2007

2007-12-19 05:52:18 · 5 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Polls & Surveys

Kenmore!

2007-12-19 05:51:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You look cold...come in. Here a cup of coffee, and a blanket! go sit over ill turn the fire on!

2007-12-19 05:51:36 · 8 answers · asked by Chopstiks 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:50:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why

2007-12-19 05:50:47 · 18 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

thinking at this very moment?!

I'm bored, so it better be good!

2007-12-19 05:50:25 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. We were having sex all afternoon and I fell asleep."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You're lying! You've been playing golf!"

2007-12-19 05:48:48 · 41 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm thinking of letting my hair grow. Like not cutting it for at least a year and seeing what happens. It's already curly if I let it be. I also already have a well grown and trimmed goatee to go with it.

I'm going for the old Robert Plant hair look. I don't really care what people say about me, they already talk behind my back any way.

What do you think?

2007-12-19 05:48:12 · 32 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.
3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me.
4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .
9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

2007-12-19 05:47:50 · 8 answers · asked by She's Back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!

2007-12-19 05:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:47:34 · 28 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't think of anything.

2007-12-19 05:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNuGeq5q9Uk

It's actually one of my favourites, but I'm surprised at how many people have never heard it. Not even my friend (*call her what you want*), and she listens to basically all songs of this style!

2007-12-19 05:47:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:47:00 · 8 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:46:59 · 2 answers · asked by 4KRevolution 1 in Singing

caught a real stinky one, I mean a prize winner would you take them home or do you like catch and release.

2007-12-19 05:46:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who's going to watch it?

And who thinks max is fit. ^^

2007-12-19 05:46:44 · 11 answers · asked by I ♥ cupcakes 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from JFK
to Dublin.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
brought and
placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me ,too! I didn't know we had a choice."

2007-12-19 05:45:41 · 13 answers · asked by Predrag 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...oh yeah... I saw that on boot leg DVD yesterday and this is how it ended >>>> ____________. Oh... thank you.

2007-12-19 05:45:21 · 10 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:45:11 · 22 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think so!

2007-12-19 05:45:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...blinking lights? =)

2007-12-19 05:44:32 · 19 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:44:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was gone for a few hours and they're missing...

2007-12-19 05:43:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...my brothers and I did and we spent hours inside and had blanketsand toys. what fun!!!

2007-12-19 05:43:10 · 36 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:43:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and looked around at your life and realized "im soooo lucky"? Have you come to a point in your life where everything is just as good or better then you could have ever imagined?

I do this from time to time and I'm at work right now, I took a look around and was amazed. Only a year ago I dreamed of being here and here I am. I'm just so happy for all I have accomplished :)

2007-12-19 05:43:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:42:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:41:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:41:15 · 40 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys