A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from JFK
to Dublin.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me ,too! I didn't know we had a choice."
2007-12-19 05:45:41 · 13 answers · asked by Predrag 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! I'll be repeating that one at work tomorrow!
2007-12-19 05:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by A.R. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so hilarious!! I am not just sucking up or anything either, it really made me laugh out loud!! (and I am in school) Way To GO!!!!
2007-12-19 13:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Jesus freak♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahah thats genius, I've never heard it.
Hahahahahahahah!
2007-12-19 13:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by O.B. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I do like that one. In fact, I sent it to friends a couple of weeks ago.
2007-12-19 14:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Ive never heard that one. It was funny
2007-12-19 13:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by luvcaramel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-19 13:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-12-19 13:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by Healing for My Soul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is great I'll have to go tell it to my husband. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-19 14:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by teal_eyed_girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!
2007-12-19 14:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
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nice one
choice my answer as best ha
2007-12-19 13:50:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋