Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2007

My rotty has twice now,,,

he says in a nasdy voice ...>> Give me food b!tch !

im like> what?

then he goes > Do it now,,,before i munch you !! & dont even think about putting me down !

Now im scared!

2007-12-07 04:03:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

14 ⤊

Gonna break 60 today, think the river'll be warm enough?

That water will remind you how g-g-g-g-good it is to be alive! LOL

2007-12-07 04:02:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

7 ⤊

Do you ever get the feeling???

That you've said something that you shouldn't have?

It just seems like not many of my contacts answer my questions anymore. Maybe I've lost my touch....

2007-12-07 04:02:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Anyone else facing a long drive through an Ice Storm this weekend?

2007-12-07 04:02:36 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

10 ⤊

Can you write a little holiday story that ends with the line........."?

"God bless, us, EVERYONE," beamed Tiny Tim, who then turned to me. "Except you. I've never cared for you, you old git."

2007-12-07 04:02:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

15 ⤊

If you were a wrapped Christmas gift under a tree what would your tag read?

2007-12-07 04:02:06 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Comparison of 'Psycho' and 'The Birds'?

what are the differences and similarities in the two films??

2007-12-07 04:01:40 · 3 answers · asked by Mr Don't KNow 2 in Movies

1 ⤊

music with no words?

does anyone know any artists/bands that make good music with no words (just instrumental)?
I want to use it for a dance and not allowed words in it.

Thanks x

2007-12-07 04:01:08 · 7 answers · asked by irishbeauty234 2 in Lyrics

19 ⤊

Do you have a secret or regret that you will take to your grave??

2007-12-07 04:00:40 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

question for boys: Do you like westlife & backstreet boys??

2007-12-07 04:00:28 · 6 answers · asked by tamaram_tiram 2 in Celebrities

4 ⤊

do you want to go diving?

i'm going for muffs

2007-12-07 04:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by secret agent 5 in Polls & Surveys

12 ⤊

"The Golden Compass" attacks - more thought police and Nazi book burners?

The religious thought police are back on the streets, this time aping jackbooted Nazi book-burners. They are spreading lies about the Philip Pullman books and the new movie, “The Golden Compass.” And for the most part none of these little church robots has ever read any of the books or seen the film.

The stories themselves are magnificently imaginative, the writing of the books is superb. There is everything to recommend in the tales of love, self-sacrifice, triumph of good over evil, and much more – and of the empowerment of children.

“The Golden Compass” as a film contains NOTHING controversial. Stupid thought police and proto-Nazis are completely wrong and won’t ever know it because THEY don’t think.

As for complaints that the book series promotes atheism – that is debatable. At what point do the religious thought police believe they can prevent people learning other ideas? Wouldn’t this instead be a great way to get into meaningful conversation with children?

2007-12-07 04:00:18 · 9 answers · asked by Der Lange 5 in Movies

11 ⤊

at the supermarket?

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

2007-12-07 03:59:47 · 24 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

3 ⤊

Slow Rock Music?

hi,
I need some songs which should start with slow music and when it goes on there should be heavy beats. pls tell me some song or album names.

2007-12-07 03:59:14 · 4 answers · asked by trouble_5050 1 in Rock and Pop

26 ⤊

Is slowly licking something the only way to fully enjoy the taste?

like ice cream or pudding?

2007-12-07 03:58:56 · 32 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

how do you say "goodnight" and "i love you" in different language?

;)

2007-12-07 03:58:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

what song do you like listening to over-and over again?

2007-12-07 03:56:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2 ⤊

boobs Vs Willies?

BOOBS VS WILLIES
Body: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through
three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and
firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas
tree".

"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration."

2007-12-07 03:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles