Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2007

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”

The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”

The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”

The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

2007-12-07 03:24:20 · 15 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is Santa going to stop by your house without ill intent this year?

2007-12-07 03:24:10 · 18 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you suffered any negative effects from being on Y/A too much?

Loss of a job? Spouse? Social life? Weight?Sanity?

2007-12-07 03:23:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's harder? Forgiving or forgetting?

I'm having trouble with both...but then again you don't ever have to forget..

2007-12-07 03:22:55 · 16 answers · asked by avaughn09 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do your coworkers like or love their job? how about your boss?

2007-12-07 03:21:58 · 14 answers · asked by Allergic To Eggs 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does it make you sad when people try to hurt your feelings via Y!A, or does it make you laugh that they are so

pathetic and dumb?

2007-12-07 03:21:49 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if i poke my tongue out at u wht will u do?

2007-12-07 03:21:03 · 27 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What color are your eyes?

2007-12-07 03:20:34 · 80 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you like it when it's really hard?

or do you prefer a softer and more gentle massage?

personally, i like it hard....really digs in...feels good lol =P

2007-12-07 03:20:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I think I scared one of my contacts off? Should I .......?

apologize now or wait to see if they respond back? Thanks! =)

2007-12-07 03:20:03 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you swallowed...???

a bug when you were riding on a motorcycle??

2007-12-07 03:18:45 · 11 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Have You Ever Walked Away From A Once In A Lifetime Opportunity..??

2007-12-07 03:18:42 · 20 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Where did you attend primary school......and did you like it??

I went to Windlaw Primary a long time ago.......I used to swing on the swings very high too!!!

Whee!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-07 03:18:14 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think the christian criticism of The Golden Compass is justified?

Or do people simply overreact?

2007-12-07 03:17:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What is it about the City where you live?

What city and state do you live in AND what is it about the city that keeps you there???

2007-12-07 03:17:15 · 16 answers · asked by **Lynn** 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does it bother you when an artist gets political? Either onstage, in their music or in the media?

Rage Against the Machine is an example of a band that wears their politics on their sleeve... other bands, like Pearl Jam, are politically active although it doesn't always reflect in their music.

2007-12-07 03:16:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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Do you like talking on the PHONE?

Guess who I LOVE to talk to on the PHONE?

2007-12-07 03:15:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is a star for?

What do I get if I have star for my question?

2007-12-07 03:14:51 · 5 answers · asked by A Penangite named David® 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Always Make Sure To Blend Into The Background..??

2007-12-07 03:14:05 · 20 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Vacation...?

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”

Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, “This year I'm taking Earlene with me.”

2007-12-07 03:13:55 · 6 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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DUI anyone??

Pennsylvania State Trooper

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the PA/MD state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them, and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

2007-12-07 03:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the oldest Best Answer you have ever received?

2007-12-07 03:12:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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So, why don't you have your pic up as your avatar...?

are you skerrd?

2007-12-07 03:11:47 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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you're at home alone....and there's a storm outside...?

you scared? =P

2007-12-07 03:11:09 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Blond and the k-9 unit?

The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"

2007-12-07 03:10:34 · 8 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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dont you hate that you cant choose two best answers. its so hard choosing one?

like now i wanted to choose TEAЯS but i couldnt choose two people:'(

2007-12-07 03:10:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys