One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”
2007-12-07 03:24:20 · 15 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic. You are a class apart. Few dare display their preferences in the form of a joke. You have a plenty of pleasant future ahead. God bless you!
2007-12-07 03:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow she was trying to seduce your girlfriend? Was she high? Call the police thats crazy Shes throwing Tv's at you biting you? Maybe she wants you out of the house? You should make a book! XD i would read it. XD. Your mom is drunk i think if shes coming through the wall like a Kool Aid Man XD. Doesnt she have her own clothes?? Is your mother really that crazy to come in naked in front of your girlfriend then earlier Seduce her? Did she just start to act like this? Call the police, Move out or even better before you move out Write a book about this then, get that money and use it to get a apartment XD Crazy Mom
2016-05-22 00:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 09:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww.
2007-12-07 03:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Loraine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol quite funny
2007-12-07 03:26:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one have a star!
2007-12-07 03:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay joke but she probably said this was not for her
2007-12-07 03:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by ninekittys 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA funny!!! Have a star!~! *-*
2007-12-07 03:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Arielle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Ha Ha, what's his phone number?"
2007-12-07 03:43:37 · answer #9 · answered by redhot ツ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats sick
2007-12-07 03:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Stefanie K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋