Pennsylvania State Trooper
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the PA/MD state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them, and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
2007-12-07 03:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha as a guy with a dui, I LOVE IT!! when i got pulled over i just put my hands behind my back cuz i knew there was no way i could pass the sobriety test
2007-12-07 03:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
Good one!
Have a star!
2007-12-07 11:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one keep up the good work u are killing me here lol have a star again!
2007-12-07 11:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha loved it. that was a great one. 10+++++
2007-12-07 12:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah! classic
2007-12-07 11:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. Thanks!
2007-12-07 12:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋