The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"
2007-12-07 03:10:34 · 8 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one have a star!
2007-12-07 03:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 11:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 09:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but how did the policeman get to your house who drove the car
2007-12-07 03:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by ninekittys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love dumb blonde jokes lol
2007-12-07 04:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-07 03:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is ok for a laugh.
2007-12-07 03:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by switchfoot fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-12-07 03:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋