A lady plants a garden in the spring with a lot of hard work. By August her tomatoes are still green, so she notices that her neighbor has real red tomatoes, she asks him what his secret is. Well he says, what I do is take off all my clothes, put on a raincoat and then I open up the raincoat and flash the tomatoes, thet get red from embarassment! WHAT, so she figures, oh well I'll give it a try. So she takes off all her clothes and puts on the raincoat, goes outside and flashed the tomatoes. A week later her neighbor asks her, did you do as I said, she says yes, but the tomatoes are still green, thats to bad he say, oh thats OK, you should see the size of my cucumbers!!
2007-12-07
04:15:53
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