BOOBS VS WILLIES
Body: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through
three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and
firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas
tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration."
2007-12-07 03:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA
2007-12-07 04:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Christy V 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Good one. Thanx for making my day and laugh like heck!
Anywho, a good joke desrves a good answer!
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
LOL!
2007-12-07 08:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 05:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Good joke!
2007-12-08 18:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ethan-Mikyle's Mommy! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Hahahahaha Have a star
2007-12-07 04:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And it only comes out once a year.
2016-05-22 00:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i am pasing this along to all my friends . thanks for making me laugh so hard on a friday. got anymore.
2007-12-07 04:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
2007-12-07 11:04:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋