A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."
"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."
2007-12-07 03:59:47 · 24 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA......
I think I'm getting old enough to try that.... thanks for the suggestion!
(Headed to the store for some free groceries)
2007-12-07 04:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Washington_denizen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG Thats Hilarious
2007-12-07 04:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by hijinks_93 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute clean joke. Totally made me giggle....
2007-12-07 04:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by IJToomer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show that sometimes you try to be nice to someone and it backfires on you
2007-12-07 04:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by goldenslick7774 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!!!! I wonder if someone has ever really done that to someone in the store!!!
2007-12-07 04:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, Is that lesson to learn?,....anyway it make me laugh. I hope that was not happened to you!!!
Bye, bye
LILY
2007-12-07 04:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-07 05:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol oh my goodness thats funny
2007-12-07 04:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by Jalana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-12-07 05:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that old battleaxe SCAMMED him.... LMAO! That was a bloody good one.
2007-12-07 04:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋