Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

2007-12-06 11:17:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two eggs decide to get married. Along comes the big day and everything goes to plan.
But they are both very nervous about the honeymoon night so the female egg decides to dress up in a skimpy little negligee to help them get excited.

The husband comes along and sees his wife dressed like this and all off a sudden runs into the bathroom and locks the door.

The wife is very shocked by his behavior but being inexperienced at this she thinks it's normal. After about 10 minutes the husband egg is still in the bathroom and the wife is starting to get impatient so she knocks on the door.

"Honey, Is everything o.k.?"

"Yeah, Yeah. I'll be out in a few minutes."

So, she goes back to the bed and waits. But after a half an hour she is really annoyed because he's still in the bathroom, so she goes up and knocks on the door.

"If you don't come out of the bathroom now, I'm going to divorce you, I swear!"

With this the door opens and out comes the husband egg wearing a crash helmet! The wife egg thinks this is very strange so asks him why he's wearing it.

"Well, the last time I got this hard, someone hit me over the head with a spoon!"

2007-12-06 11:17:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 11:16:44 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sock sock shoe shoe or sock shoe sock shoe?

2007-12-06 11:16:24 · 51 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 11:16:04 · 1 answers · asked by swimminginsin 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-12-06 11:15:54 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 11:15:03 · 24 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

thought about breaking the mold and doing somthing you normally would'nt?

2007-12-06 11:15:00 · 21 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

a QUESTION to BE ANSWERED...........
I'm not a
DOCTOR
PHYSIC
MINISTER
THERAPIST
etc. ect etc.
I'M IN GOFFY MOOD!!
i just want to know how people would answer this QUESTION.......

2007-12-06 11:14:14 · 8 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer?

2007-12-06 11:14:09 · 22 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 11:14:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wonder if Loose Change and Penfold have this in common.

hahah They wanted to place this in: Pregnancy & Parenting > Newborn & Baby

2007-12-06 11:13:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

not taking off a motorcycle helmet in a gas station store inside.

2007-12-06 11:12:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde walks int the cleaners an drops off a blouse.
The clerk says " Come again." and the the blonde says " No its mustard this time.

2007-12-06 11:12:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 11:11:11 · 19 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

It's not from being outside. Just like when I'm in a heated room it gets really really red.I can feel cold but my face feels hot and is red and people ask what is wrong. This is only in the winter. Why do you think that is?

2007-12-06 11:11:09 · 6 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

i do

2007-12-06 11:10:44 · 10 answers · asked by Clumsical 6 in Jokes & Riddles

its about soccer players is a show about soccer with oliver cam and they played soccer a really nice show i know the name in spanish which is super campeones but i dont know what it was called in english??

2007-12-06 11:08:22 · 1 answers · asked by hi 2 in Other - Television

Is it an audologist or something like that?

2007-12-06 11:07:59 · 5 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

or so I've recently been told. Have you seen him?

2007-12-06 11:07:05 · 28 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Polls & Surveys

l am

2007-12-06 11:06:59 · 16 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm more like...always late.

2007-12-06 11:06:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=)

2007-12-06 11:06:00 · 39 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

just wonder what ppl are really thinking ?

2007-12-06 11:05:23 · 41 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, he can sing, but even on an operatic level (which he's supposed to be on) he's not great. He is very gimmicky and it annoys the hell out of me that they nearly always finish the show with him - i.e. to keep him in people's minds. Credit where credit is due he's a great performer and knows how to work the crowd but the one with the real voice, the real singer in this - is Niki. I think it's a fix for Rhydian to win. Even if you compare their auditions when they had to show their true talent with no coaching or gimmicks she was much better. I know lots of people won't agree, so I'd like to know what ye see in him and maybe it'll clear things up for me. Cheers.

2007-12-06 11:05:14 · 17 answers · asked by aine_alainn 3 in Reality Television

Did a bear come?

2007-12-06 11:04:52 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does your avatar come close to a picture of your actual self, or do you post something completely different than what you look like?

2007-12-06 11:04:50 · 30 answers · asked by The Mick 7 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just learned it in my history class. Here it goes...

It's about the Bubonic Plague. It took out 1/3 of the people in Europe years back.

"Ring around the roseie"...

In the disease, you would have rings around you. Especially around your pinkie. Which they used to call the roseie.

"Pocket full of posies"...

Posies are flowers (duh)...and the smell was to take away the smell of the dead (like a past lysol)

"Ashes, Ashes"...

When people died of this desease, they had to burn their body in stead of burying it so the desease wouldn't spread from the dead body.

And I think you can figure out the "We all fall down" part.

Now you'll think twice before you sing that...

2007-12-06 11:01:53 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and was aiming water balloons at you as you walked to your front door?

2007-12-06 11:01:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 11:01:07 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys