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A blonde walks int the cleaners an drops off a blouse.
The clerk says " Come again." and the the blonde says " No its mustard this time.

2007-12-06 11:12:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

gather round kiddos' uncle C. is gonna explain the joke to you young'uns... See when having sex, the male ejaculates a substance known as semen or otherwise called "C-U-M" so the joke is a play on words "come" sounding the same...so the blond thinks the clerk wants to know if the stain is from her having sex, and tells him no, it is mustard this time. it is funny for 2 reasons...#1 the blond is dumb and misunderstood the comment #2 she says "this time" meaning that multiple other times, that HAS been the stain. enjoy! now go tell the joke at your elementary schools and all the kids will think you are cool cause you learned a new word.

2007-12-06 12:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Lmao! thats good one
omg how cant you get it?
COME again?? asking if she is going to come again but she thinks they mean is it COME again on the shirt b/c shes like "no its mustard"
get it yet?

2007-12-06 19:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by ☆♥..Kt South☆ 4 · 1 0

LOL! As for Polly M: Add a question mark on the end of "Come again"

2007-12-06 19:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-06 19:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

Lmao, wow. And a dumb blonde moment for you, I just put "Lmao, lol"

2007-12-06 19:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 1 0

OMG!!! 10/10! :D
Excellent!

2007-12-06 19:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmaooo. hilarious. alotta people dont get it. hahah

2007-12-06 20:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 1 0

How funny! x-D lol
Good job!

2007-12-06 19:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Curious Taka 5 · 1 0

LOL, nice that was really funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :))

2007-12-06 19:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

4th time I heard and I still don't understand it.

2007-12-06 19:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 2 1

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