and was aiming water balloons at you as you walked to your front door?
2007-12-06 11:01:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd promptly have him arrested for stealing my vacation home> That's MY double wide upright Kenmore Fridge box!!!
2007-12-06 15:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd get out of my car and see what was going on and then I'd run in the house and let out my monkey. That's right you heard me, my monkey. I'd tell him to do his little monkey job and he'd go over there, climbing tree and swinging on things so the man would not see him. Then, he'd surprise the man by stealing a few balloons and smash them on his head. Then he'd tear up that cardboard box because you know that the monkey loves tearing up things. By the time the monkey got done with that man, you can best believe he'll think twice before messing with me!
2007-12-06 13:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure about the water balloons but the cardboard fort would be called a deer-blind around here.
2007-12-06 11:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Strangely enough, I wouldn't be surprised. One of our neighbors says weird stuff all the time: that MS is caused by bacteria (it isn't), that the government approved him for disability payments without any proof of disability, that our non-white neighbors are manufacturing and selling drugs from their home (no proof of this whatsoever), etc.
I'd probably walk inside and say, "Hon, guess what crazy neighbor is up to now!!!"
2007-12-06 12:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by Sturm und Drang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you live around here, that just happened & their were chery bombs at 3:00 am . it was all a misunderstanding, we live next to a dr who'd been on call several days & someone was shooting while he was trying to sleep.
being the house next door, he automatically took it it was us. but it wasnt, thus the cherry bombs thrown at our bedroom & water balloons & what ever else he could find. to throw..
later a day or so, he sobered up , called & apologized.
please tell me you dont live arouond here!!
2007-12-06 23:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by AnnaMaria 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I would get a bucket full of water and walk right up to his fort and dump it on top and it would get soggy wet and drip on him or it might just all fall down.
2007-12-06 11:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by replexgirl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you know like in the movies where they always throw a cigarette down on the ground and it catches this stream of gas on fire that leads to somewhere and burns something up ... hehehehe
it would lead right to that little cardboard cottage .....
2007-12-06 11:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by WhereTheBuffaloRoam 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's what garden hoses are for.
Either that or find the timer for his lawn sprinklers & turn them on full blast!
2007-12-06 13:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by tiny Valkyrie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get the hose and spry his fort until it collapses!
2007-12-06 11:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
SWEET!!! I have a trebuchet and onager catapults in my yard. It would be all-out WAR! And my wife thought I was crazy for building them!
2007-12-06 11:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋