Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.

and

What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you?
ans: Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!

2007-12-06 22:44:51 · 7 answers · asked by Andy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Maybe a bully at school, a parent or sibling, an abusive boyfriend or girlfriend?If so, why?

2007-12-06 22:44:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”
and
Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Morron replied " Five stars."
and
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.

2007-12-06 22:43:02 · 3 answers · asked by Andy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 22:42:38 · 21 answers · asked by jas ♫ 3 in Movies

whats the highest number you've seen here yet?... or, if you've got no idea!, whats the most answers you've got for one of yours?,

2007-12-06 22:41:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:41:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:40:19 · 17 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you send them and do u think people send them as a routine or because they really care?

2007-12-06 22:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by BooBell=) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:38:22 · 20 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I Am just curious. I am single, but I know that it is natural to have these feelings and need to be released somehow from them

How are single people suppose to do this, if they cant with someone??

2007-12-06 22:33:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:33:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd like to make a questionnaire of 10 questions for a school journal/bulletin. I'd like 10 general questions that will be posed to different people per edition, but with the same questions. The questions are supposed to be general and wont "last" by time or season of each edition. Please help me what the best and most general questions would be!

The due time is like 2 days!

2007-12-06 22:33:39 · 2 answers · asked by rad sujanto 2 in Polls & Surveys

i would like to be one a day (deaf for a day, blind for a day and crippled fr a day, not all at once and they wouldn't repeat either!)

2007-12-06 22:33:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to my cat?

2007-12-06 22:31:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:30:51 · 17 answers · asked by Vegas Man 4 in Movies

Where are you on Santa's list naughty or nice, or both? What was the naughty or the nice that got you there....

2007-12-06 22:29:09 · 10 answers · asked by Thumbelina 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage
in front of a huge crowd.

'The Senator' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to
the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of
arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did
you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY
person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little
wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her

2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of
December. Well, I would very much like to clear up a certain things
that have occurred since the beginning of this month!
While still filled with illusion, I had written you a letter in
which I had asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of
roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain
studying the whole year, Not only was I first in my class, but I had the
best grades in the whole school! I'm not going to lie to you, Santa,
there was no-one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me!
With my parents, my brothers, my friends, and even with my neighbors, I
would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was nothing I wouldn't do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a stupid-***
whistle, and a pair of socks!!! What the **** were you thinking, you fat
son-of-a-*****, that you've taken me for a sucker for the whole
year, to come up with some **** like this under the damn tree! As if you
hadn't ****ed me enough, you gave that ****head across the street
so many ****ing toys, he couldn't even get into his damn house.
Please don't ever let me see you trying to fit your big fat ***
down my chimney next year, or I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at
those stupid-*** reindeers of yours, and scare them the **** away. You'll
have to walk your big fat *** back to the North Pole, just like I
have to do because you didn't give me that ****ing bike, you punk *****!

You know what, Santa? **** you!!! Next year, you'll find out just
how bad I can really ****ing be. You've been sleeping on a
mother******* far too long so watch your back next year, you fat *****!

2007-12-06 22:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 22:28:44 · 45 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I answered a bird question and the bird i mentioned in all sincerity had the first part of the name changed into stars. am i daft or is society daft. Ho Ho Ho , Ba Ba Grey Sheep. I am sorry to repeat myself but, Hello!!!!.......

2007-12-06 22:28:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:27:58 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you hold it against me....?

Lol x

2007-12-06 22:27:13 · 47 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 22:27:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Thanks :)
2. Regards
3. - Name

What do YOU do?

2007-12-06 22:27:09 · 7 answers · asked by monyet 3 in Polls & Surveys

SELECTIVE HEARING?
or
SELECTIVE MEMORY?

Peace.

2007-12-06 22:27:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have seen Elf and Santa Who, so far

2007-12-06 22:26:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you empathise with this.

2007-12-06 22:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

...so what do you think, who's cooler, more charming?

2007-12-06 22:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by Wayne R. 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-06 22:24:27 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. keys
2. a pet
3. your mind
4. medicine
5. shoes
6. gloves / mittens
7. money
8. respect for someone
9. jewelry
10. your nerve
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-12-06 22:21:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys