Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

who do you prefer? what's your favorite song?

2007-12-06 21:31:11 · 12 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:30:59 · 19 answers · asked by Snake 4 in Polls & Surveys

Supposedly, this movie has a 40's style feel to it. The movie is out on DVD now. The movie was in theaters 3 months ago I believe. If you could answer, I would appreciate it.

2007-12-06 21:30:38 · 2 answers · asked by Indy Indy Indy!!!! 4 in Movies

Someone said i should get off the stage last time, but i still would like you to rate this...lol Ok here we go..
Lamport, you're late for work again!
Yes, i'm sorry sir. I overslept."
"I thought i told you to get an Alarm clock."
"I did sir, but there are nine of us in our family
"Whats that got to do with it?"
"The Alarm was only set for eight sir!"

2007-12-06 21:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Jet's antics yesterday got me searching for the Yellow Pages.

2007-12-06 21:29:53 · 18 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

2007-12-06 21:29:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:28:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:28:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:26:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

think first it is not an easy question
i am not asking you about your name i am asking how can you define your self
if you are going to answer then give an honest answer!!!!!!!!!
peace

2007-12-06 21:25:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

2007-12-06 21:23:20 · 16 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Out into the Real World

1. Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying, "Why, thank you!" (though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent).

2. Some people are working backstage, some are playing in the orchestra, some are on stage singing, some are in the audience as critics, and some are there to applaud. Know who and where you are.

3. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

4. When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.

5. Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter and doesn't like dogs and cats.

6. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

7. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right."

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

10. If he or she says that you are too good for him or her -- believe it.

11. I've learned to pick my battles. I ask myself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month from now? One week? One day?

12. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

13. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

14. Knowing how to listen to music is as great a talent as knowing how to make it.

15. Work is good but it's not that important.

16. Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.

17. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

2007-12-06 21:22:39 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything she touched would melt!Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured,"The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

2007-12-06 21:22:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.

Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis,
I ain't got no crayons."

"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any
crayons.' You don't have any crayons. We don't have any
crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm
getting at?"

"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them crayons?"

2007-12-06 21:21:42 · 17 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point,
she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, Honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

2007-12-06 21:20:45 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

then I miss her terribly when she is away?

Or am I pretty typically male in this manner?

2007-12-06 21:20:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:20:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroomtogether when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled
him in the closet stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the
man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards

2007-12-06 21:19:42 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Whom does Dolly Parton think she is- Beethoven??? Boy, I howled when reading an interview where she appears to justify the number of homes she has, because `I know I always have a place to write`.

Geez, there are those of us Dolly, really brilliant writers, who don`t have the dosh to buy multiple homes never mind just one.

2007-12-06 21:16:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

why dose everyone think because a couple of people had bad experances on line that ever one will "it never works out" what about the people u meet in bars or at work they never work out but that dont stop u

2007-12-06 21:13:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:11:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I like fresh roasted peanuts. Sweet, salty,and crunchy.Yum-o-licious!

2007-12-06 21:11:42 · 10 answers · asked by Snacky 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible she could be on anti-pyschotic drugs? Ya im thinking so.
She sounds like an adult.. ugh..

2007-12-06 21:11:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Apparently they are not allowed to make a prophet out of them........

2007-12-06 21:10:16 · 3 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Should they get off the roads and make it safer for the drink drivers....hahaha

2007-12-06 21:09:16 · 7 answers · asked by pokerfacelad 4 in Polls & Surveys

have u ever gone to work to find out u did not work that day

2007-12-06 21:08:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One night, a couple was lying in bed. The hubby was feeling "frisky" so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says:" I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh!"
Rejected, the hubby turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls over and whispers in her ear:" Do you have a dentist appointment, too ?"

2007-12-06 21:07:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What do you imagine they are saying?

2007-12-06 21:07:01 · 20 answers · asked by Novella (again) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:05:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you rather have a sixth finger or a missing ear? (and you can't have surgery to fix it)

2007-12-06 21:05:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys