Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
2007-12-06 21:23:20 · 16 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. Very good
2007-12-06 21:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 15:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-07 04:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jake5282 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 21:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe!!! Lol! i hope I never get that forgetful! (knock on wood)
2007-12-06 21:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, star awarded.
Hilarious and excellent.
2007-12-06 21:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, but a little insensitive!
2007-12-06 21:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyday Japanese :
蝦くださいませよ
ebi kudasaimase yo
please gimme a shrimp
2007-12-06 21:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by ケチャッパー 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahaha!!!
i have days like that and im only 19!
2007-12-06 22:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow old people suck... lol j/k no offense out there
2007-12-06 21:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by SnOwBuNnY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋