Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2007

2007-12-06 21:51:15 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. brushing teeth
2. yelling
3. feeding pets
4. tummy medicines (Tums,Rolaids,Prilosec etc...)
5. spitting
6. tying your shoes
7. drinking some form of caffeine
8. drinking alcohol
9. using the middle finger gesture (flippin' off)
10. answering Questions here, on Y/A
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-12-06 21:51:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work in quite a large office and often hear the "fake laugh". Do you what I mean. It's when people laugh at something that's obviously not funny. Do they do out of nerves or maybe "brown-nosing/butt sucking" Just wondering.

2007-12-06 21:50:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:50:49 · 24 answers · asked by bentleypup 2 in Movies

Do you know how to boogie?

2007-12-06 21:49:22 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:48:56 · 12 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:46:52 · 14 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

Only 1 per person, and no repeats please. (if somebody has already said one, it cannot be said again).

2007-12-06 21:45:23 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't think so.......but others do

2007-12-06 21:44:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wouldnt it be interesting to know the variety of people who answers your questions?

so if you could just type a little info from you so i would know? :)


age
gender
nationality
(and your real name if you like)

bTw
I'm

19
female
Filipino =)
**to those who are not familiar with it, im from the philippines, an asian country

2007-12-06 21:42:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For Years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever sqeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And I protected them by law.
I gruaded them very carefully,
And I always wore a bra.
after 30 years of absolute care,
My gyno, Dr, Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram,.
"O.K.", I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
"And tell me when it hurts", she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped on a pedal,
I couldn't believe my eyes,
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being sqashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
with in it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath", she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good", I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one.
Have mercy, I was praying.
It sqeezed me from both up and down.
It sqeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindforls.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a Cyst. in there,
It would have gone "Ker-Pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!

2007-12-06 21:42:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:41:57 · 6 answers · asked by *dream weaver* 3 in Polls & Surveys

I do ...... I have 18 minutes remaining and then I have to vacate this computer, so, sorry, that's it for today. I couldn't leave you high and dry without anything from the brain bank of Elflaeda now, could I?

And while we're on the subject, I'd like to publically thank all of you for all the wonderful things you've said about me over the past ten days while I've been cyber-shy.

Skeet, I'm glad you got 100% star rating on one of your questions.

2007-12-06 21:41:28 · 28 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

how is she....you spoken to her recently??

2007-12-06 21:41:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:38:56 · 28 answers · asked by sweetnlow 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:38:43 · 15 answers · asked by ☃FrostyGal♪♬♪ 4 in Polls & Surveys

i say Bye!!!
My grandchildren shout....... See ya, don`t wanna be ya.
tara pet!

2007-12-06 21:38:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what gets wetter as it dries?????

2007-12-06 21:37:45 · 27 answers · asked by cooper 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i sing that one line over & over to my cat late at night while i am answering p&s questions. am i a freak?

they wanted me to put this under sports & wellness ha-ha-ha

2007-12-06 21:37:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We only 'know' through our five senses but other than that, the brain is blind; encased in a calcium-rich tomb. How CAN we be sure?????




Oh come on, that's deep thinking for 3.14 am which is when I wrote the question this morning.

2007-12-06 21:37:23 · 26 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

i'm all for the adhesive ones...

2007-12-06 21:37:01 · 9 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

last day at school the kids can fetch a favourite toy.
they all tell the class about the toy and why they gave it the name it as.
now jonnny says the teacher its your turn
you won`t believe this miss ,but my teddy as the same name as jesus `s teddy bear.
oh can we see him ,
yes
johnny holds out a well loved and worn bear ,with odd buttons for eyes,
what do you call him little sue asks
with a loud proud voice johnny says`
Gladdly`
sue remarks if jesus had a bear it would not have crossed eyes and be called Gladly
picking up the class bible johnny proudly opened it and showed the class this verse






gladly my cross I`d bear

2007-12-06 21:36:34 · 19 answers · asked by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 in Jokes & Riddles

One Day this old doctor decided he wanted to retire but he would have to train the young doctor to do house calls. The first day was a training day for the young doctor. the old doctor took the young doctor to one of his house calls he told the young doctor before they entered that the women who lived here was 50 years old and had a belly ache. The old doctor walked up to the women in bed, and lisened to her belly. He told her to lay off the fruit. As the doctors left the young doctor ased the old doctor how he knew the old women had ate a lot of fruit, the old doctor replied, he stumbled into the trash can filled with apple peelings. The next day the old doctor said its your turn. The old women they went to see today was about 60 she was always tired. the young doctor looked at her and said she had been work for the church to long. When they left the Old doctor asked how he knew that. The young doctor replied, the sunday school books and the preacher under the bed. the old doctor told the young doctor your goona make a fine doctor when I retire.

2007-12-06 21:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

seriously what do ppl really mean when they ask you that

2007-12-06 21:36:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be honest. i've seen the video.

2007-12-06 21:36:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-06 21:35:47 · 4 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

i can either laugh my head off or i don't laugh at all. Everytime try to giggle, i just laugh at myself. LOL. 'cause it doesn't sound like giggling nor laughing. It's like i make a stupid funny sound. LOL.

2007-12-06 21:35:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

puppy,kid,partner or teddy....

2007-12-06 21:34:33 · 13 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Polls & Surveys

There was this blonde and she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her with her best friend and the rest of her school day wasnt going to well either so she says to her self "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live i want to hang myself" so she goes home and finds a rope and she hangs herself from the porch well some guy walks by and sees her hanging off the porch by a rope and he asks her "what the hell are u doing?" and she tells him "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live so im hanging my self" well he asks "why are u hanging from your waist arent u suppose to hang yourself from your throat" and the blonde says " i tried that but i couldnt breathe!"

2007-12-06 21:33:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-06 21:32:02 · 20 answers · asked by Night Mare 4 in Polls & Surveys