A good Joke?

Question

Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”
and
Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Morron replied " Five stars."
and
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.

Answer 1

thank god...some sensible jokes u hv written ..otherwise i was searching for tht fr last 1 hr..gud jokes yaar...

Answer 2

poor jokes

Answer 3

not too bad. lol.