Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
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What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you?
ans: Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!
2007-12-06 22:44:51 · 7 answers · asked by Andy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Ah! That's fuuunnny!!!
2007-12-06 23:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Didn't get the second one (what is a sardarji?), but the first one was okay. I'd just cook the pig and that should last me close to 20 days, lol.
2007-12-06 23:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-12-06 23:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one funnier than the first one!
well done
2007-12-06 22:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by best answer?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! funny!
2007-12-06 23:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cudn't get d 2nd joke
2007-12-06 23:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahah...gud gud keep it up mahn....
2007-12-06 22:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋