Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

"Hello"
"Hi"
"Yeah?"
"Speak *****"

Hmmm??

2007-12-05 20:57:20 · 48 answers · asked by death metal 3 in Polls & Surveys

24% of Yahoo users are virgins
70% of Yahoo users are not virgins
6% of Yahoo users don't have the slightest clue

NEW POLL:

Do you like cheese?

2007-12-05 20:57:09 · 24 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 20:56:54 · 17 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

How did she respond? Did she ever say no?
How would you have felt if she did say no?

2007-12-05 20:55:59 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song many years ago, i have been searching for it again, and i do believe that this might be my answer for my search

If any of you can be so kind as to put your heads together and help me find this song, i would really enjoy listening to it again

it was a classical symphony

something to do with Seasons, winter season i think

it was all string instruments

orchestra


those are the clues have, please respond quickly
thank you

2007-12-05 20:55:26 · 5 answers · asked by mac l 1 in Classical

TO GEORGIA

So your baby is here!
What joy and what pleasure!
Now your life is expanding,
To make room for this treasure.
A darling newcomer
To have and to hold--
Georgia smiles are more precious
Than silver or gold.
She’ll demolish your schedule
Though she’s helpless and small;
She’ll make her needs known,
And she’ll rule over all.
See, a new parent’s work
Is just never quite done,
But you’ll never mind,
‘Cause it’s all so much fun.
When you hear her cute giggle
You’ll start "aahing" and "oohing,"
And she’ll soon reply back
By "ga ga" and "goo gooing."
Those big innocent eyes
See a world strange and new;
To make sense of it all
She’ll look only to you.
So cherish this time
Of miraculous things--
The excitement and wonder
That a new baby brings.

Congratulations Dolores, and parents, and what a wonderful Xmas present
Love Hug

2007-12-05 20:54:55 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In days of old, when nights were bold,
and condoms were'nt invented
the men took out their socks,
wrapped it around their cocks,
and babies were prevented.

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There was a man from Madrass
whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather, they clashed together
and sparks flew out of his ****

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A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.

When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you wanna screw for that hinge?''

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She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''

2007-12-05 20:54:25 · 11 answers · asked by q-boy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...would it be in black and white or in color?

2007-12-05 20:52:51 · 14 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Whatever's next.

2007-12-05 20:51:57 · 17 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

That Neil Has Found True Love Again?

2007-12-05 20:51:49 · 11 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Soap Operas

2007-12-05 20:50:21 · 7 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 20:48:33 · 11 answers · asked by candy c 6 in Polls & Surveys

holes in your socks/tights/stockings, whether your wearing them or not!

2007-12-05 20:47:56 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I grew up (or so they tell me) on late night & after school tv & now i want to relive it so can anyone tell me of a site (other than imdb.com) that has a list of Japanese sci fi or fantasy movie titles from the 1960's & 70's ?? if not i'm looking for the title of a Japanese sci-fi flick with aliens (who look like humans) chick heros who have to SHRINK to fit in their HQ &/or Space Ship that kinda looks like a purse found by one or more Japanese kids ?? This would help me sooo much with my sci-fi addiction.. Mahalo

2007-12-05 20:47:56 · 5 answers · asked by Maku E`Pua 1 in Movies

2007-12-05 20:47:51 · 8 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

i had a footlong subway veggie delite sandwich...and i ate the whole sandwich...lol...i was starving....lol...then i had a spicy bean and cheese burrito, some pepsi, some totilla chips with mild salsa, and for dessert, i had a chocolate mousse cake.

2007-12-05 20:47:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do I look kewl? should I change it or keep it? what should I do? Who do I look like? Abraham Lincoln or Santa Claus?

2007-12-05 20:45:04 · 11 answers · asked by .:::Niko:::. 7 in Polls & Surveys

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"

2007-12-05 20:44:14 · 15 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. heartbreak
2. traveled world wide
3. took a trip and never left the farm
4. snow mobile riding
5. marriage
6. a hangover (from alcohol)
7. performing CPR on someone
8. received a speeding ticket
9. prison time
10. worn a ballet tutu
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-12-05 20:43:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"

2007-12-05 20:42:28 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

2007-12-05 20:41:21 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...or tomorrow that will bring a smile to your face? I will be thinking of your smile.

2007-12-05 20:40:22 · 20 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you moved to. (works every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

BATHROOM Theorem: When you are the only one in a 10 stall bathroom, the next person to come in will use the one right next to you. (This never fails)

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

2007-12-05 20:40:02 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...you need...or is it something you want?

2007-12-05 20:38:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian
elementary school for lunch . At the head of the table was
a large pile of apples. A teacher had made a note, and
posted on the apple tray. It said,
"Take only one, God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note by the cookies that said,
"Take all you want , God is watching the apples!"

2007-12-05 20:38:40 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I love them burnt over a campfire.......when the catch on fire, then they are done for me........Love them that way!!!!

2007-12-05 20:37:48 · 22 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Polls & Surveys

'Twas the night before Christmas in my redneck house;
Junior was wringing the neck of a mouse.
My .357 sat right on my lap
Just waiting for Santa, to take all his crap.

The young'uns were restless and watching in shifts
To see if he'd come and I'd shanghai some gifts,
When out from the yard came a godawful noise
O could it be him with a shitload of toys?

I jumped from my chair and my crotch screamed in pain
I caught my left nut on my wallet's big chain
But then I unwrapped it and flew out the door
Yelling, "Hold it right there, you old son of a whore!"

"Hands in the air and kick over that sack,
And then real slowly move 20 feet back."
He did as I told him, fat, stupid old elf;
I laughed so damn hard I near pissed on myself.

I grabbed his big bag with a hearty guffaw
Then I dragged it inside after spitting some chaw.
I heard him take off - in a second he split,
Leaving my yard heaped with fresh reindeer ****.

Back in my chair I let out such a yelp
That the wife and the kids came to offer their help,
Their eyes filled with wonder - I started to drag
A whole shitload of presents from Santa's big bag.

I big can of crawdads for when I go fishin'
A whopping belt buckle - a brand new transmission,
A carton of Redman, some boots and a knife,
A nice leather strap just for beating the wife.

A matched set of hubcaps, some new fuzzy dice,
A country 8-track and a Hustler, how nice!
An inflatable dollie for when the old hag
Starts her bitching and moaning and goes on the rag.


When out of the bag I had pulled every bit
I said "Looks like you kids won't be getting no ****."
Here was my chance to try out my new strap
When they started their bawling and screaming and crap.

I chased them upstairs and I popped me a brew,
I sat back in my chair, filled my mouth up with chew,
With my heart full of gladness, my soul full of cheer,
I yelled up, "Maybe you'll get some presents next year

2007-12-05 20:37:32 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In terms of hours, or albums, songs!, whatever you can find, I think beatles would be up there, but I dont know who else!, rolling stones probably, but i'm hoping for a few suprise facts too!..

or, alternatively!, which artist/musician do you have the biggest collection of?, and how big is it?....

2007-12-05 20:37:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Time Flies when you're having fun?


Its almost 2! this is really my last question. goodnight.

2007-12-05 20:35:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Bucket...?

2007-12-05 20:35:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys