The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian
elementary school for lunch . At the head of the table was
a large pile of apples. A teacher had made a note, and
posted on the apple tray. It said,
"Take only one, God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note by the cookies that said,
"Take all you want , God is watching the apples!"
2007-12-05 20:38:40 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That was brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I loved it too!!!
2007-12-05 21:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! sounds like my old school! I went to a church school and a lot of this kinda thing went on!
when the teachers back is turned stuff everything in places where the dinner ladies guarding the doors wont find them so that you can sneak them out and eat them outside!
we were never allowed to take food outside and people used to come up with ingenious ways of hiding stuff they wanted to finish later! Quite hilarious in most cases!
2007-12-06 05:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 05:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke
2007-12-06 06:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by adrulear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, thats a good one, gonna send that to my christian sis-in-law, she'll get a kick outta that! (she got 4 kids!)
2007-12-06 05:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-12-06 05:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww I like that. It's really cute.
2007-12-06 17:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by colleenicole! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, star, excellent.
2007-12-06 13:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my answer it's fun to read and funny as totally funny..
2007-12-06 05:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-06 07:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-06 05:37:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋