In days of old, when nights were bold,
and condoms were'nt invented
the men took out their socks,
wrapped it around their cocks,
and babies were prevented.
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There was a man from Madrass
whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather, they clashed together
and sparks flew out of his ****
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A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you wanna screw for that hinge?''
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She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''
2007-12-05 20:54:25 · 11 answers · asked by q-boy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about the line between "hinges" and "she looked back"..hehe...my bad..
2007-12-05 20:59:22 · update #1
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!
2007-12-05 21:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Checked
2007-12-05 20:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by guru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 09:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe yes, have a star you made me laugh
2007-12-05 20:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that was funny star 4u!
2007-12-05 21:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Flarkin! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-05 22:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-05 21:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good ones
2007-12-05 22:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY STUFF
2007-12-05 21:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by tt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..awesome!!
2007-12-05 21:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by aj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋