Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

braids are sometimes thicker than others? Maybe he's getting hair extentions, no one, male or female gets thicker hair as they age. His white roots show at times too, he's a favorite of mine, but have to giggle, they say women are vain!

2007-12-05 17:47:05 · 5 answers · asked by okie's back 3 in Country

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2007-12-05 17:46:39 · 7 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 17:46:27 · 46 answers · asked by Slick 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply.

When time was over she called Little Johnny.

He said, "This is the process of having sex. First you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.

2007-12-05 17:45:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

she is

2007-12-05 17:45:31 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. D 4 in Celebrities

(Insane clown posse)

2007-12-05 17:45:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone else think that the Beatles are overrated besides me?

2007-12-05 17:45:01 · 14 answers · asked by Sereny 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is a video I made after my ex boyfriend and I got into a horrible car accident.... What do you think of it?!?!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=SK6xKRTlxXU

2007-12-05 17:44:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so hoe long have you been married for?

2007-12-05 17:44:40 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2007-12-05 17:43:32 · 11 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how do you feel when you answer a question and see a top contributor whose answered WAY more questions than you? Jealous? Inspired to reach that level?

2007-12-05 17:42:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have many times.

2007-12-05 17:42:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whatcha Gettin Out Of Livin?

*sing along* and tell me!

2007-12-05 17:41:34 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i'm always told i look younger

2007-12-05 17:39:30 · 65 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 17:38:32 · 12 answers · asked by Smelly Cat 6 in Polls & Surveys

Gift cards or actual gifts?

2007-12-05 17:36:28 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Kimchi♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

.......isn't it now understandable why mothers cry so much at weddings??

2007-12-05 17:32:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"daddy"? Why or why not?

2007-12-05 17:30:51 · 42 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 17:30:05 · 16 answers · asked by alexagold 1 in Celebrities

A woman was helping her husband to set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised that he would now need to enter a password for him to log on next time he uses the computer.

The husband was in a quite amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he told his wife to enter the following letters for him...



P



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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

>>>PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH<<<

2007-12-05 17:29:38 · 24 answers · asked by Peace =) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i heard recently that doctor/patient confidentiality is not illegal-just unethical.
-what do you think about this?

i heard about this from a celebrity news story.
-don't you think that since now reporters are listening to doctors talk about their patients' personal records that more celebrity doctors will start spilling the beans.

-and, do you think that celebrities make their doctors sign confidentiality agreements?

2007-12-05 17:28:48 · 7 answers · asked by I ♥ GH 2 in Polls & Surveys

and where did you go?

2007-12-05 17:28:06 · 25 answers · asked by Bill 3 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE READ ON:

What if you could be the bachelor(ette), or someone like Tila Tequila? Would you like to be in that kind of situation, even if it weren't televised?

Would you ever enter a reality dating show as a contestant?

Or any other type of reality show?

Are reality show contestants "normal people?"
In other words, do you think there's something odd or wrong with people who put themselves in such situations? Or do you think it's a perfectly rational decision?

2007-12-05 17:27:54 · 7 answers · asked by Sapphrodite® 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 17:27:44 · 24 answers · asked by SweetElf 4 in Polls & Surveys

a flood happened and the water kept rising into this mans house, a boat came buy and the people begged the owner of the house to get on board because they didnt want the owner to die. "No, God will take care of me". The water kept rising and by this point the owner of the house was on the roof.
Another boat came by pleading for him to get on for fear the owner might die "No, God will take care of me." was his responce. Finally with the water so high the owner was forced to stand on top of his chimney. A helocoptor came by demanding him to get on board, yet the man's responce was the same.
The man ends up in heaven and asks God "God why didnt you save me?!", God says "I sent you two boats and a helocoptor what more did you want?!!!"

2007-12-05 17:26:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... I asked you this question!?!?!

2007-12-05 17:26:19 · 18 answers · asked by *BlueWolf* 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 17:26:10 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 17:25:11 · 4 answers · asked by mad_lottie_lou 1 in Drama

When a little sister likes her older brother in animes past sibling love up to a point of strong suggestive incest, does anyone else find that extremely creepy?

2007-12-05 17:24:37 · 14 answers · asked by Moo 5 in Comics & Animation

i can't fall asleep because i broke up with my girlfriend... she seemed ok with the break up... the reason i broke up with her, because a month or so, she cheated on me and i took her back... but, now i cant trust her so, i broke up with her... i miss talking to her... it seems like i like talking to her, more than she likes talking to me... she could talk to me for a lil bit on the phone and say gotta go and stuff... when i want to call her, its hard to get a hold of her... i always have to wait for her to call me... right now, i miss talking to her... and i know i shouldnt call her, cause she's going to have a attitude with me, breaking up with her

2007-12-05 17:24:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys