a flood happened and the water kept rising into this mans house, a boat came buy and the people begged the owner of the house to get on board because they didnt want the owner to die. "No, God will take care of me". The water kept rising and by this point the owner of the house was on the roof.
Another boat came by pleading for him to get on for fear the owner might die "No, God will take care of me." was his responce. Finally with the water so high the owner was forced to stand on top of his chimney. A helocoptor came by demanding him to get on board, yet the man's responce was the same.
The man ends up in heaven and asks God "God why didnt you save me?!", God says "I sent you two boats and a helocoptor what more did you want?!!!"
2007-12-05 17:26:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ouch Joel ouch
2007-12-05 17:32:28 · update #1
ha ha... u made me laugh in the morning time..
now, i'll be cheerful for whole of the day. THANK U SO......... MUCH... God Bless!!!!!
2007-12-05 17:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anjali 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An Ohio State student went to Baton Rouge to bypass to his cousin, an LSU student. They desperate to bypass procuring. They stopped in a keep and the LSU student informed the clerk, "i elect some 'maters, 'taters, and urnions". They walk out of the keep and initiate down the line. The cousin from Ohio State scolded his cousin asserting that knowledgeable human beings did not communicate like that. They bypass slightly farther and stepped into yet another keep. This time the cousin from Ohio State tells the clerk, "i elect some tomatoes, potatoes, and onions". The clerk says, "you ought to be from Ohio State". He asks the clerk how he knew that. "replaced into it the way I properly reported the products I asked for?" The clerk responded, "No, this could nicely be a furniture keep".
2016-12-10 14:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by stines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not exactly funny, but it is clever. It's kind of like a parable, and I think a lot of die-hards with their noses in the scriptures would do well to come down to earth!
2007-12-05 17:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Sapphrodite® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this with a 4-wheel drive truck, boat, then helicopter. Kinda makes its own statement.
2007-12-05 17:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More of a parable or soemthing. Makes you wnat to kick stupid people that take things out of context.
Heard this story many many times :D
2007-12-05 17:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Musicman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2007-12-05 17:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mean, I guess it was pretty funny, but any joke involving God sucks.
2007-12-05 17:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Joel Is Depressed 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad
2007-12-05 17:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by jeffkuehn15057 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old, but clean.
2007-12-05 17:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. tnx for the laugh!
2007-12-05 17:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋