Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

2007-12-04 06:00:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I've got a can of mixed nuts...........a package of instant oatmeal...........some wilted celery sticks from yesterday.........and a little bag of individually wrapped candies that were left over from the Christmas parade.

2007-12-04 05:59:50 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."

The teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the teacher.

He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:

First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.

Second, you have a DIRTY mind.

And thirdly, I fear, one day in the future, you are going to be sadly disappointed, because no other part expands to 10 time

2007-12-04 05:59:44 · 17 answers · asked by Paulus 6 in Jokes & Riddles

does your partner snore?
who's the loudest?

2007-12-04 05:59:02 · 24 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...anything that can fly? Have they ever taken you on a flight?

My father-in-law used to own a plane, and my best friends father also owns a small plane.

2007-12-04 05:58:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would lose a friend. i know the mayor died, so gabby lost her husband, but what friend died?

2007-12-04 05:58:13 · 12 answers · asked by vern01 3 in Drama

I was talking to some people and they said there is a song by Johnny Horton that is a very racial song (I Hate N-----). I have never heard this before....out of all my searching I haven't found this song....I found it by Johnny REBEL not Horton... but these people still believe it's by Johnny Horton...please help? I just don't believe he would record something like that.....I think it was just miss attributed to Johnny Horton....thanks!

2007-12-04 05:58:03 · 7 answers · asked by Amber G 3 in Country

2007-12-04 05:57:35 · 20 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:57:02 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:56:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you want for christmas?

sorry another christmas question. i won't ask many more for awhile.

2007-12-04 05:54:57 · 28 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

OK Cable's Triple Play?

No serious answers please.

2007-12-04 05:53:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Through some of the questions I have asked and answered recently, I've seen that some people are and some really don't care.

Me? I fall into the latter category. It seems like I got much more grief back in the day for listening to Duran Duran than I do now. :) But I honestly have no problem talking about growing up on Pop, some New Wave, Rap and 80's Metal - I'm not embarrassed about it in the least.

How about you? Are you comfortable talking about your musical past, or do you blush a bit and leave parts out?

2007-12-04 05:53:19 · 42 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-04 05:53:05 · 10 answers · asked by Fizzbox 3 in Polls & Surveys

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins ......

If you don't like it, Please don't comment. Thank you

2007-12-04 05:52:01 · 7 answers · asked by loving life!!!!! 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 05:51:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One that features the artist(s) at one of their best performances and makes you wish you were there!

2007-12-04 05:50:54 · 20 answers · asked by Beatle fanatic 7 in Rock and Pop

Or any interesting stories about injuries at shows?

As for me…
I have been kicked in the face at least 15 times over the past two years. My worst experience though was at a New Found Glory show last October. I was at the barricade so pretty much all crowd surfers touched by me. About two songs into the set, some lanky little girl came my way and was thrashing violently on top of everyone. I had my hands up in the air to protect her and me, but all of the sudden she kicked me right below my left eye. My head snapped back and hit the kid in back of me. I had such a headache for the rest of the show, but I wouldn’t leave my amazing spot. Later on, I looked at myself in the mirror and my cheek was red and swollen. After a day or so, it turned into a huge bruise and my teachers were asking me if I was being abused. I’m just really happy that I’m not blind.

2007-12-04 05:50:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

or go in your pj's.

2007-12-04 05:50:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think thats a lie or is it to many? He is 32.

2007-12-04 05:50:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:48:52 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Bite in half and risk getting all sticky or shove the whole thing in your mouth w/the risk of looking like a piggy?

2007-12-04 05:48:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering. i bet it's my computer.

2007-12-04 05:48:19 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

indicate the way to my abode
for i,m fatigued and i wish to retire
i partook a small tipple sixty minutes ago
whats tranversed to my cranium
no matter where i prambulate
in inclement weather
you shall always hear me singing this melody
indicate the way to my abode

sung to the tune of :-

show me the way to go home
for i,m tired and i wanna go to bed
i had a little drink about an hour ago
and its gone straight to me head
no matter where i roam
in wind and rain and snow
you'll allways hear me singing this song
SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME!

2007-12-04 05:47:07 · 7 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what's your favorite food? what's your least favorite food?

2007-12-04 05:44:03 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

If any? Keep it clean ppl. I mean the father of kids here.

2007-12-04 05:43:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:42:10 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 in Polls & Surveys

oh and i'm not talking about contact lenses. very funny.

2007-12-04 05:41:07 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 05:40:45 · 27 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys