Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins ......
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2007-12-04 05:52:01 · 7 answers · asked by loving life!!!!! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at least one person likes my joke
2007-12-04 05:59:48 · update #1
actually i got this from my friend who sent it to me. SO there!! Whatever happened to nice people! Why does everyone have to be so F***ing cynical!!!
2007-12-04 06:31:23 · update #2
Funny for an open minded person.
Thank god I am one.
Hahahaha made my day. thanks
2007-12-04 06:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by gurkha guru singh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 14:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i thought that was a funny christmas joke
2007-12-04 13:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats kinda funny
2007-12-04 14:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by J&C's Moma! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. i gotta commend you on that one.
2007-12-04 14:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dan M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty old joke(?)
2007-12-04 15:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic, awesome
2007-12-04 14:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by desnlori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋