Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2007

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Wonder Drug?

A super-salesman was addressing the crowd about his wonder drugs that could cure fever, stomach ache, headache, deafness --the "cure-all " wonder drugs?

Salesman --"I have been selling this wonder drug for over 30 years. And l have never heard a word of complaint from the buyers. What does that prove, gentlemen?

A voice from the crowd---"Dead men tell no tales!"

Funny?

2007-12-03 21:00:09 · 4 answers · asked by Lei Al 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How mad would you be if your ddog breeched your trust?

2007-12-03 20:59:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

2007-12-03 20:59:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ღ..if you were an angel, who would you be watching over..ღ?

2007-12-03 20:59:09 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who do YOU love?

who is the glove that fits your hand snugly?
the drink that makes you feel bubbly?
the love that makes you feel lovely?

2007-12-03 20:57:00 · 8 answers · asked by jas j 4 in Polls & Surveys

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12 days of christmas...sorry if its been posted b4..just love it!!!?

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Aberdine
Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine
Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine
Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine
Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine
Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine
John, What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird crap all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine
Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-***! Aberdeen
Hey a**hole: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours... Aberdine
You rotten pr*ck! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of turds. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine
Listen F---head: What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine
Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law

2007-12-03 20:56:01 · 7 answers · asked by k56t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Girls would you like a human ATM?

2007-12-03 20:55:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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iT'S MY 19TH BIRTHDAY TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol....i don't really celebrate my birthday and i don't really make such a big deal out of it anyway...but i just felt like sharing this with my Y!A friends....thanx.

=)

2007-12-03 20:55:03 · 29 answers · asked by Sameera 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you like??

Would you like some positive energy? Well earlier i asked a question and it was all in good faith, and i did'nt mean to cause bad vibes as one paticular person thought. So you can all have a smiley day now...x x ..:) :)

2007-12-03 20:54:38 · 24 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

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It's 4:49 AM. Should I stay up or catch some needed beauty rest?

It doesn't matter either way. If I stay here, I will max out my posts and then watch tv or go to bed.

If I get sleep, there's always tomorrow. I may even dream of some hot Bloke.

It's in ♣♣YOUR♣♣ Hands, P&S.

I will decide with this. ^_^

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiGvK0G6C5pK.kiXSkeADfLsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071204001536AAF04ay

2007-12-03 20:50:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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hey...does it snows where u live...?

well where i stay ...it doesnt snow here.....but its very cold here....

2007-12-03 20:49:31 · 42 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

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who here loves cookies?

well...i had bad news for you..cookie monster just ate it all...
huh?..what's that on my mouth...erm...er....RUN cookie monster!..they know!...

2007-12-03 20:36:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have u ever done something that u know is wrong and did not feel guitly about it ?

be honest ppl??

2007-12-03 20:33:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Boat troubles?

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

2007-12-03 20:33:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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approximately in your life which is more your crying or laughing?

2007-12-03 20:27:15 · 18 answers · asked by adeelbaghdad 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats the most important quality a man should have to you?

2007-12-03 20:23:50 · 38 answers · asked by G Les 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is/was your favourite Sesame Street character?

I'm sure you don't need 3 guesses for mine =]

2007-12-03 20:19:23 · 40 answers · asked by ★☆✿❀ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How can I get over my fear/hate of sleeping alone?

I've had this problem ever since I broke up with my boyfriend (well now ex). that was about a year ago. this is why i stay up til the wee hours or the morning (it's 4:15 am here). because i am scared of trying to sleep alone and i just think about him

2007-12-03 20:15:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the worst Disney animated movie ever, and why?

In your opinion, of course?

2007-12-03 20:14:08 · 11 answers · asked by meilin h 3 in Movies

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Sun / Moon / Ascendant?

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Leo
Ascendant: Libra

The sun rules Leo, right? But my sun is in Cancer.
And the moon rules Cancer, but my moon is in Leo.

What exactly does this mean?

And why are sun/moon more special for everyone than the other planets?

2007-12-03 20:13:25 · 4 answers · asked by whimsy 3 in Horoscopes

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