Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2007

scrupulous investigations of Australian scientists proved that persons with 111% IQ reading this with their right hand on the mouse are nevertheless on a retάrded side!
Mark it interesting if you were caught; drop a comment please;
as for me I’ve been caught 3 times already on this joke!!!

2007-12-03 19:16:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Desperate Housewives...?

Am I the only one thinking that this just gets worse and worse with every season? Come on, wives taping up their windows and seaking places to stay whenever there is a tornado WATCH. Well, here in Indiana, I might as well never take the tape off! And, then that scene when Lynn is running with Karen and a small bbq thingy falls in front of them, so they are forced to run the other way? Come on! I am so sick of thier stupid lead ins to a better plot and then it gets whisked away...like that woman that opened the door, and got whisked away by the tornado? Really, how long do they expect us to watch this show before we realize that there is nothing there? I realize it's a Comedy/Drama, but there is no excuse for bad writting! I feel like they are insulting my intelligence!

2007-12-03 19:14:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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What will you buy me for my new house warming present?

As you know I'm moving out and I'm curious to know what you would buy me...

2007-12-03 19:13:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who agrees that school sucks?

lol who doesn't

2007-12-03 19:13:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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♥ Shoes ON or OFF?? (@ home)?

at my house we take them off!
but it has really helped keep it cleaner.
what about @ your house? on/off?:)

2007-12-03 19:13:00 · 28 answers · asked by ☼love♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Do you have a life?

Well i don't, I'm on here so many hours a day. lol.

2007-12-03 19:11:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Do you have a life?

By a life, I mean spending less than say 30 minutes a day on Y!A...

2007-12-03 19:09:00 · 38 answers · asked by ♂ Equibrilium ♀ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is...?

...the best damn thing I would like about you?

2007-12-03 19:08:42 · 13 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could go back in time?

which year would you go to and why?

2007-12-03 19:08:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where is the best place...?

...near you for a vampire to lie in wait?

2007-12-03 19:07:19 · 7 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Can You Go A Day With Out......?

thinking about sex?

if you say yes, then you cant go a day with out lying either....

2007-12-03 19:06:17 · 33 answers · asked by mr.anonymous 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Who sang the song with that line "aaaaaat last... my looove has come along...."?

2007-12-03 19:05:48 · 11 answers · asked by Lemmi Inn 1 in Other - Music

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Do you still love?

cheese muffins

2007-12-03 19:00:26 · 19 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Aquarius????

Im an Aquarius 2/18/84. The last day of Aquarius, Its seems that over the last 2 yrs i've been trying to find my self. Is any other Aquarius out there going thru the same thing?

2007-12-03 18:58:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Would you date a guy with size 16 shoes? LOL?

2007-12-03 18:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's the best...?

...at cheering you up when you're down?

2007-12-03 18:55:08 · 12 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Old people sex?

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says,
"I remember it well."
"OK," he says,
"How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to
himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple
walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they
get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and
the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both
are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he
has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
"Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence.

2007-12-03 18:53:35 · 18 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Jokes & Riddles