Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"







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God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

2007-11-30 11:26:28 · 16 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

this guy i have a huge crush on never heard my name before, he never noticed me, & he doesn't even know me. how do i get his attention? what do i say to start a convo?? please help??

ps. he seems extremely shy [like me] and he likes to sit alone at lunch. also he wears all black clothes, he doesnt seem like the guy who like to be friendly. & he seems sensitive, because i always catch him writing, reading, or drawing. (:

2007-11-30 11:25:31 · 2 answers · asked by Blabbity 5 in Polls & Surveys

without him knowing it was you

2007-11-30 11:24:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 11:24:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 11:22:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

2007-11-30 11:21:50 · 22 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It is a rock/pop song and new in 2007.

2007-11-30 11:21:34 · 2 answers · asked by acd150 2 in Lyrics

You never saw him doing his washing in the TV series as far as I can remember.

2007-11-30 11:21:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What kind of dance?!

2007-11-30 11:19:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London.
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said "Suits @ £5.00 each, Shirts @ £2.00 each, Trousers @ £2.50 per pair."
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear your accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent."
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will." Says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at @ £5.00 each, 100 shirts at @ £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at @ £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and . . ."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well ..... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d'y'know dat?
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."

2007-11-30 11:18:52 · 13 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Who decided that certain words were offensive. I don't see anywhere in the Ten Commandments where it says "Thou shall not swear" so who came up with it?

2007-11-30 11:18:47 · 22 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did you insult anyone with your Teddy`s name?

2007-11-30 11:17:25 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or walk around them...?

She...jumps in them...the wetter the better...;0)

2007-11-30 11:17:11 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

earlier when i took a nap i had a dream that i met
Hayden Panettiere she was singing and i was upclose to her
saying omg i love you

2007-11-30 11:16:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I plan on getting myself the new ipod touch for the holidays....but i'm not sure which one....

should i get the ipod touch 8GB....http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=7942581

OR

ipod touch 16GB.....http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=7942581

or should i get the "Zune" 30GB....http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5723156

2007-11-30 11:16:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 11:16:13 · 3 answers · asked by Lovely cat woman ^_^ 1 in Movies

inspired by a friend...;0)

2007-11-30 11:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone tries to make you laugh when you're sad, even though you know they're just trying to help? Why?

2007-11-30 11:15:26 · 52 answers · asked by Goddess Princess Minky 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 11:14:39 · 25 answers · asked by Bluefin 4 in Rock and Pop

at the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?

my answer is the sand <3 =)

2007-11-30 11:14:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes it's hard for me to see but I do believe the Good things outweigh the Bad!!

2007-11-30 11:13:57 · 12 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

What begins with a G, ends with a E, and can run at 50 miles per hour?

It's a riddle on what.cd (if you know what that is, and know the answer, please, do tell. I'm also looking for an invite if anyone would be so kind)

2007-11-30 11:13:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 11:13:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-30 11:12:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

since gas keeps going up

2007-11-30 11:12:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 11:11:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

...my kid wants one for Christmas....

2007-11-30 11:11:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the next thing u know the war on iraq is oin to be blamed on hip hopo bush wishes he could make that his target

2007-11-30 11:11:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Been playing bass for a year and a half and i want a cheap guitar just to mess around on; prefer two pickups, two volume knobs and a selector switch to make Tom Morello sounds. I also plan on playing with some distortion.

2007-11-30 11:10:00 · 1 answers · asked by pinnrob2003 2 in Other - Music

i am listening to the tv and paramore - Misery Business
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2007-11-30 11:07:57 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys