A little Irish Joke?

Question

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London.
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said "Suits @ £5.00 each, Shirts @ £2.00 each, Trousers @ £2.50 per pair."
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear your accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent."
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will." Says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at @ £5.00 each, 100 shirts at @ £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at @ £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and . . ."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well ..... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d'y'know dat?
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."

Answer 1

Brill had a good chuckle.

Answer 2

In a similar vein. Pat decides he wants to appear well educated so goes in to buy some newspapers.
"I will have The Times, The Telegraph and the Observer thank you very much my good man." He said in his poshest English accent.
The shopkeeper says, "You are Irish aren't you?"
Pat asks how he knew.
"Cos this is a chippie."

Answer 3

Hahahahaha.

Answer 4

Lol now that was sssooo very funny thanks for the laugh,it's good to be back in the UK again,but I aklso wish I was still on holiday in South Africa,but here have a star.xxx

Answer 5

Funny! 10!

Answer 6

Very good.
Paddy and Mick are at a job interview. The interviewer asks Paddy..."Name?"
"Paddy".
"No, no, we are more formal here..use your real Christian name...Patrick, we'll try again...."
"Name?"
"Patrick".
"Thank you,.... and you...???"
"Mickerick."

Answer 7

An oldie but goodie!

Answer 8

ahhh i love being irish lol

Answer 9

lol...the irish ones are the best.

Answer 10

AW, that's cute.

^_^;