A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
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God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
2007-11-30 11:26:28 · 16 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats soooooo funny!!! and clean, WoW!
i love it
are you british?
2007-11-30 11:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 19:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
He did not recognize her from all the work she got done!
That's horrible
2007-11-30 19:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one straight out of the top draw
2007-11-30 19:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've saw this before it's so funny.
2007-11-30 20:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotf I get it. That's funny.
2007-11-30 19:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good GB.
2007-12-01 10:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope yet again old as fook.
2007-11-30 19:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can people not "get" this joke?
2007-11-30 19:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i get it but my sis didnt
2007-11-30 19:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by anon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋