Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2007

When people point at their watch asking for the time...I know where my watch is buddy, Do i point at my butt asking for the toilet?


I hate when people ask"can I ask you a question?"...well, you didn't give me much of a choice there, did ya?


What do people mean when they say "life is short?". life is the longest thing anyone ever does. What can you do that's longer?

2007-11-18 02:52:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Heard on the train... A small child said to her mum.... " Mammy is the moon following us?"............ i thought the same as a child.

2007-11-18 02:51:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:51:46 · 28 answers · asked by honeybear 5 in Polls & Surveys

Phone in shows are our one chance to ensure the nice guys finish first for once. So why on earth are people voting for Hope???

2007-11-18 02:50:31 · 10 answers · asked by James T 3 in Reality Television

2007-11-18 02:50:19 · 22 answers · asked by ♥@ngelin@♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

were you dissapointed with what you got back?

2007-11-18 02:49:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:49:17 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:48:48 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

work xmas day and new year?

i only got xmas day off this year.

But the cash i earn is pretty dam fine for working it so i am made up

2007-11-18 02:48:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:47:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-11-18 02:47:08 · 45 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm burning a raspberry one right now. What do you want to burn?

2007-11-18 02:46:50 · 55 answers · asked by Sassie 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching tv last night and I saw Richard Simmons on it, so I got to thinking how I would love to shave that horrible hair of his off.

Who's hair do you hate, and would love to get rid of?

2007-11-18 02:46:33 · 14 answers · asked by lucy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:46:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:44:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

2007-11-18 02:44:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-18 02:44:42 · 28 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm good.
^_^

2007-11-18 02:43:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:42:55 · 45 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

what you all having

2007-11-18 02:42:42 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:41:53 · 5 answers · asked by BDWW 3 in Polls & Surveys

a long distance truck driver is on the road for weeks,so he pulls into a brothel throws a grand on the counter and says to the madam ;i would like the ugliest woman ,a bacon buttie and a cup of tea..the madam replys; sir for a grand you can have the most beautful women in our astablishment and our most expencive champage.the trucker says ; iam not horny iam just home sick.......

2007-11-18 02:41:38 · 8 answers · asked by patto 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is the best series...
Please star this question.....

2007-11-18 02:41:15 · 25 answers · asked by M_Ash 5 in Polls & Surveys

I dislike the ad for some reason.

2007-11-18 02:40:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think in the UK it now has a 15 certificate

2007-11-18 02:39:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

me....nothing but got client off the hook for murder, and grand theft....

2007-11-18 02:39:20 · 41 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-18 02:38:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"

2007-11-18 02:38:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know your guilty of doing so go ahead and plead the fifth if you want to but I know you did admitt it.

2007-11-18 02:37:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One line in the song is "I'mma tell you, like WU told me, cash rules everything around me..."

I know this is a weird question, but what does the "WU" part mean?

2007-11-18 02:36:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics