Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2007

I have had that game for at least 2 years and i personally LOVE it. But time after time it get a tad BORING but then i usually get a new expansion pack and that keeps me Happy. What about you?

2007-11-18 00:24:40 · 7 answers · asked by cutegurl5546 1 in Polls & Surveys

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This is for Sammy Joe and all the other blondes lol?

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip.

She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.

Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you Lord?"

No, this is the manager of the ice skating ring!

2007-11-18 00:23:42 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you alone or just lonely?

2007-11-18 00:22:46 · 39 answers · asked by Eric the Great *USA* 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you act weird?

Like laugh real ugly and fart in your siblings mouth when they are laying down and yawning.

2007-11-18 00:20:58 · 16 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Virus Warning lol?

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"
Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

2007-11-18 00:20:38 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who's the most annoying git in the world?

Whoever you say you're wrong. It's DEFINITELY Jeremy Clarkson. LOL

Who gets right up your nose?

2007-11-18 00:20:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you really call yourself P&S'ers?

You ought to be ashamed. I see than many of you have gone and answered celebrity questions when I specifically asked you to thumb down the answers.

2007-11-18 00:20:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I likeeeee?

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

2007-11-18 00:19:57 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can you name 3 things that you could hide behind Rosie O'Donnell's head?

2007-11-18 00:19:55 · 5 answers · asked by We're Making Paper 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it snowing where you are?

Just started here ( Stoke on Trent England )
Makes a change from rain !

2007-11-18 00:19:22 · 55 answers · asked by Debi 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Some tie salesman?

A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he saw something, far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out.

The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"

The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes."

The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"

"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."

The man thanked the peddler and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight.

Three hours later he returned.

The man at the card table asked, "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"

"I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

2007-11-18 00:17:55 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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When was the last time you were in an ambulance?

2007-11-18 00:17:06 · 29 answers · asked by WelshDragon 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Dear Vedic Astrologers?plzzzzzzzzzz helpppppp?I AM CONFUSEDDDDD?

thanks 4 clicking on the question :)

Actually i am going to start reciting Shani chalisa and mantra daily,actually i am also in to body building,actually my doubt is that can i eat egg after performing prayers to Lord Shani?

Does lord shani get angry on the people who eat eggs?

pls kindly clarify my doubt...

thank you

2007-11-18 00:16:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Drunk and Jesus?

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a Baptist preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

2007-11-18 00:16:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you call it Thanksgiving or Turkey Day?

I'm a Southerner. It's always Turkey Day to me!!

2007-11-18 00:15:06 · 11 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

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who was the frist singer to make a video on tv ?

2007-11-18 00:12:42 · 7 answers · asked by kevinjvandine 2 in Celebrities

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what are the 5 best gangster rap songs ever?

something that really gets you wild up.

and please no people who only suporrt one rapper and are like 'all weezy babys songs!' i want a diffrent artist for each song

2007-11-18 00:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by djbubba4life 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

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right i'm off out now to start on my million things i have to do when will i get back closest time wins!?

kermit u can do that other thing thanks ur such a lil star,hehe!

2007-11-18 00:03:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do astronauts use Pull-Ups?

Just wondering...

hmmm

2007-11-18 00:02:46 · 3 answers · asked by Sleek 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Rank the Batman films?

For me, I'd say

1- Batman Begins
2- Batman (1989)
3- Batman returns

- List ends there.

What's yours?

2007-11-18 00:01:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys