A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a Baptist preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-11-18 00:16:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha!!!
good question from the drunk
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2007-11-18 20:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 20:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
worth a star
2007-11-18 09:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, *, excellent joke.
2007-11-18 08:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, very, very drunk.
2007-11-18 08:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let us s pray .lol
2007-11-18 08:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
2007-11-19 07:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg,,,,,,, fantastic
2007-11-18 09:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋