When people point at their watch asking for the time...I know where my watch is buddy, Do i point at my butt asking for the toilet?
I hate when people ask"can I ask you a question?"...well, you didn't give me much of a choice there, did ya?
What do people mean when they say "life is short?". life is the longest thing anyone ever does. What can you do that's longer?
2007-11-18 02:52:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
or when they say, "Now don't get offended by this", and you always do.
2007-11-18 03:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do stairs go up or down?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why isn't chocolate a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Can you cry under water?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can blind ppl c ther dreams?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go places?
2007-11-18 11:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by niksta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a truer word spoken.*
I hate them also, especially "life is short", F*** off, its the longest & hardest thing I've had to endure.
2007-11-18 11:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I am asked do I know what time it is, I respond "yes I do". Then when they ask will I tell them the time, I say "yes I will". When finally asked what time is it, I say 'Ohhhhh why didn't you say that in the first place".
2007-11-18 17:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by I.M. Wright 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good points.
I hate it when people say things like "BRB", "LOL", or "OMG" in real life. Either way, it's three syllables. It just sounds stupid.
2007-11-18 10:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good observations... I'm always tired of ppl saying what's up. Nothing that I know of is "up", or ever will be "up", so stop asking me!!!
2007-11-18 11:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly, my point!
Always happens to me!
2007-11-18 11:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey somebody else posted these like yesterday but they had a few more as well!!!
2007-11-18 11:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! I agree! lol!
2007-11-18 18:33:04 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL BRB .............. OUT
2007-11-18 11:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋