Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
2007-11-18 02:44:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so....how many licks does it take?
you know the slower you lick, the longer it takes!!!
starred!!
2007-11-18 12:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the sheik fell for it? Sounds like he was the biggest Sucker!!! lol
2007-11-18 19:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Wondering.... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 21:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but I bet the sheik didn't like his answer!!!
2007-11-18 10:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao that was funny you got my star lmao but poor other two men *****
2007-11-18 11:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋