The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.
He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"
The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"
The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.
The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"
2007-11-18 02:38:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good!
Fuuuunnnny!
Cheers for the laugh x
2007-11-18 02:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 12:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great job i love it you rocks way to go cheers lol 10/10!!!!! and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and plus i almost wet my pants for laughing so hard because you really did hit the spot with this one at the right time!and plus i had just gave you a star!!!!!!!
2016-05-24 02:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by dorothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was funny n nasty at the same time
2007-11-18 03:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-18 02:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lakerland resident 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, funny one
2007-11-18 02:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by devildan1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-18 02:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done
2007-11-18 02:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!pmsl!!
2007-11-18 12:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-18 02:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋