Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2007

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2007-11-16 09:35:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Good song that says like, "I love you but...."?

i can't be with you. Or I'm letting you go. More a "I'm going to let you go and let you find someone else." song.

Help would be appreaciated. I don't want anything that sounds old or is sung by old people lol.

Sort of modern, a cute song, and preferably rock (any kind of rock) not country.

2007-11-16 09:33:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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Do you have dial up Internet?

2007-11-16 09:33:45 · 29 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

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is astrology real?

theres a link between science and superstition were would that be in astrology.i know to mutch about astology to think its compleatly not real.alot of it makes sence,but thers something terning me to think it doesn't afect people in the way people think it does.yah yah yah it faild every test and the earth rotated a whole sighn by now.but that still doesn't change the fact that i can reflect on the readings.but the thing that catches my eye is example: virgo
Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical and the dark side implys Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative,does that mean yur stuck with that positive and that negative.thers a catch somewere

2007-11-16 09:33:25 · 11 answers · asked by hank 2 in Horoscopes

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Don't you hate that?!?

You and your fiancé have been invited to your mom and dad's house for dinner for the first time. Half way through dinner, your fiancé stands up and says, "I'll be right back, I gotta take a dump."

There seems to be no really genteel way of announcing publicly a dump.

And frankly, I'm not impressed with people who tell me what their going to do when they go to the bathroom in the first place. Doesn't that bother you?

People who announce it. "I'll be right back, I'm going to take a sh*t!"

Nevermind!

Do what you have to do and leave me out of it. And don't describe it when you come back." "Boy, you should have seen..." "Nevermind!" "It set off the smoke alarm."
"Nevermind!"

2007-11-16 09:32:37 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if I took your newspaper from your front door every morning?

2007-11-16 09:32:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you do the butterfly in the middle of a mall's food court for a $20 gas card?

2007-11-16 09:32:14 · 12 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What Do You Think Of The Show "Knight Rider"?

I thought KITT was so cool! Opinions?

http://www.knightrideronline.com/

2007-11-16 09:31:05 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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MCR's Mama?

Ok is there really going to be a music video for mama? Could anyone cite some sources other that wikipedia on this, I'm nit sure. Because it says so here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_%28My_Chemical_Romance_song%29
But I'm not seeing it.
Any help is appreciated!
Oh and I'm asking this here 'cuz there seem to be a lot of MCR fans here.

2007-11-16 09:30:46 · 7 answers · asked by ZZZ is Curiouser and Curiouser 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have You Ever Offered Your Kindness Over..Only To Have It Handed Back To You..??

2007-11-16 09:30:17 · 18 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you still possess emotional scars from the wars you've fought in your life or have they healed already?

2007-11-16 09:28:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I am going out tonight. Can I call you in case of an emergency ???

You know, if the drinks get out of hands..... Btw, I have no car !!

2007-11-16 09:28:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Just To Think About?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

2007-11-16 09:28:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What Do You Think Of The Show "Magnum PI"?

Was it a good show? Favorite character? Was Tom Selleck sexy?

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/M/htmlM/magnumpi/magnumpi.htm

2007-11-16 09:28:27 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How long before food dropped on the ground becomes off-limits?

a) Right away!
b) 5 seconds
c) 10 seconds
d) What's wrond with food dropped on the ground?!

2007-11-16 09:28:08 · 35 answers · asked by Taylor 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What should I do tonight after work?

Go out with the work crew for one (meaning several) drinks?

Come home and go to bed since I have work tomorrow morning?

Come home and play Wii?

Other?

2007-11-16 09:28:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think about...?

...nelly furtado's song 'say it right'?
i love it.

2007-11-16 09:28:01 · 6 answers · asked by casey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the 8th DWARF'S name?

2007-11-16 09:27:33 · 29 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather be smart and ugly or dumb and good looking?

2007-11-16 09:26:46 · 33 answers · asked by Taylor 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Which girl Looks prettier? #1 or 2?

None of these girl are me so yea.. tell me who do u consider more prettier Rate plz thanx:) PS. i got thier permissions b4 I posted this question so I know wat I'm doing:)

Girl#1
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6tc8guu&s=1
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=816y6v7&s=1

Girl#2
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=7xms30o&s=1
http://i17.tinypic.com/8dzucyb.jpg

Here's an extra pic of girl #1 so you could see her face clearer http://i10.tinypic.com/7wr69ma.jpg

2007-11-16 09:26:32 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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