Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
2007-11-16 09:28:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good points! I dunno!
2007-11-16 09:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, these are good points. But if you read Wicked you would know the answer to the Wicked Witch of the West one... she uses oil to clean herself
2007-11-16 09:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Starr G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I wish I had as much free time as you do.
2007-11-18 16:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Emperor Penguin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting...
2007-11-16 09:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by manaymaintnoneyobizznuzz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-11-16 09:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by bata 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hurmmmmmmm........ i dont no
2007-11-16 09:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋