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Hahaha! I had this problem yesterday ! I told my neighbor to stop being so "cheap" and buy her own "freaking paper" !!!

2007-11-16 09:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would be at the front door waiting for you and BOP you on the head with the newspaper you were trying to steal!

2007-11-16 18:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Evolution of T. 6 · 1 0

I would run tackle you laugh like a maniac steal the newspaper and run back inside. Then I would run to the window and pull down one of the slips and stare at you curiously as to why you are on the ground. lol

2007-11-16 17:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Real Vampires Sparkle 3 · 1 0

Get up early enough to meet you at the door,
and instead of a paper how about a knuckle
sandwich, on the house....

2007-11-16 18:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by lashawn0676 3 · 1 0

I get the newspaper?

2007-11-16 21:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go to your house take a dump in your toilet and get my newspaper back.

2007-11-17 00:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Going to eat breakfast with you, ma newspaper ur breakfast!

2007-11-17 08:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would go over your house and read the paper, Dan. Is that really going to be an issue?

2007-11-16 17:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 1 0

watch you out the window and one day be waiting on u to do it once u walk up to the door i would open it and throw a whole bucket of cow sh*t on u lol that would be soooo funny then laugh at u and tell u got cha b*tch!!! lol

2007-11-16 17:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Strips aka Peanut*~ 4 · 1 0

I steal my newspapers from work so I can't judge.

2007-11-17 09:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Rissa 7 · 1 0

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