You and your fiancé have been invited to your mom and dad's house for dinner for the first time. Half way through dinner, your fiancé stands up and says, "I'll be right back, I gotta take a dump."
There seems to be no really genteel way of announcing publicly a dump.
And frankly, I'm not impressed with people who tell me what their going to do when they go to the bathroom in the first place. Doesn't that bother you?
People who announce it. "I'll be right back, I'm going to take a sh*t!"
Nevermind!
Do what you have to do and leave me out of it. And don't describe it when you come back." "Boy, you should have seen..." "Nevermind!" "It set off the smoke alarm."
"Nevermind!"
2007-11-16 09:32:37 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for your insight Lisa G. but thats not my point. Its the announcement I am talking about.
2007-11-16 09:36:57 · update #1
and who says im talking about a guy! wth...
it was just for an example!
fiancé can be either a man or women...
2007-11-16 09:39:03 · update #2
thank you kiki.
2007-11-16 09:47:09 · update #3
plus I dont even care...lol
i just thought it was a funny question.
I mean common "I set off the smoke alarm" THATS FUNNY SH*T! LMAO
2007-11-16 09:51:32 · update #4
whats with the thumbs down?...c'mon. I give thumbs up to all.
2007-11-16 10:03:14 · update #5
corn? I don't remember eatin no corn!
(sorry, that was from this movie...)
Yeah it's nasty. No one needs to know. That's why we close the door.
And did you actually ever listen to the whole hip-hop-opottomus vs Rhyme-nocerous thing?
2007-11-16 09:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a fiance that actually needs to tell me when he intends to go poop. This is because he takes roost in the bathroom and will literally be gone for 20 minutes. I need to know what he's doing so that:
One i can go "NOOOOOO me first." and get in there before he takes up the room for a long while.
Two I don't think hes gotten lost, is sick, drowned in the toilet, or any of the other things that one might assume when another person has vanished into the loo.
I also have another friend who due to health problems really does spend that long in the bathroom. You don't check on this guy until he's been in there half an hour. So we really do need to know if he's gonna be a while so someone will get his order for pizza so it will be there by the time he gets out.
Aside from the unexpectedly long stay circumstance, no I don't need to know that anyone is going to crap. I really don't need to know if anyone has to pee if we are out in public. It doesnt deeply upset me, but it's not information that I'm going to jot down in my journal later that evening.
2007-11-16 14:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by asher3620 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would of course have been much more courteous to say may I please be excused to use the rest room or bathroom and leave it at that. We all have bodily functions but are not particularly interested in others functions especially at the dinner table. He was rather rude, and that was not very impressive for the first meeting of potential in laws.I would have been mortified if I was the fiancee and not impressed at all if the parents.
2007-11-16 09:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Wow!guitar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm with ya here...like there was the big fat guy I used to work with that once brought the Christmas issue of JCPenneys into the bathroom with him. The bathroom was on the same floor as our cubicles, so I left.
Another thing I stand stand is statements like, "Y'all wanna come look at this before I flush?"
2007-11-16 09:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someone has a cork stuck up his..
don't be so anal
I always say "I'll be right back, I'm going to download"
When Im done, I'll tell my friends what size it was, for example from 2mb up to 300GB, I even downoaded a 500GB Once, that took a lot of effort!! I almost used up my bandwith for the day!
When I was done, I had to run a system cleaner!
2007-11-16 09:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by grupera_az 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you learn her manners first of all you don't announce that at the table. You just say excuse me I am going to use the ladies room, powder room.
2007-11-16 09:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by melissa_is_maxx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think its so disgusting especially at the dinner table some people have no class sorry talk about your fiancee but that is so disgusting.
2007-11-16 09:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by monebow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he had said, "Would you excuse me a minute or two?" it would have made the point without being so graphic.
Also, coming out of the bathroom and asking if anyone has a tape measure -- equally inappropriate.
2007-11-16 09:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by The Oracle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah. Thats all cool when he's with his frat buddies but not in public. Especially not in front of the folks. Maybe thats his way of trying to relate to your dad (or his). who knows. but yeah, i agree, its wrong. And i don't want a visual of what your doing when i'm putting food in my mouth. gross
2007-11-16 09:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by breakfast of champions 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol TMI (Too much information) i know what your talking about. Some things just dont need to be shared. O well boys will be boys i suppose!!! LOL
2007-11-16 09:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋