Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

And do you want him to bring `em? Or have `em delivered?

2007-11-15 21:43:16 · 24 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:42:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...brought you a casserole ? What kind?

2007-11-15 21:41:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

2007-11-15 21:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I asked my mom a week ago to buy my hamsters food. The only pet shop is 10 minutes away driving distance [and don't tell me I should just go myself because that is just ridiculous]. Anyways, so she said, "I'll get it later" and all that bullshit. Well, two days ago my hamsters officially ran out of food for good. From that point on I fed them some old peanuts [which isn't really healthy]. Then she said that my dad said he'll get hamster food. So I called him to make sure, and he said he never said anything like that. So I was so pissed and I yelled at her that she had a whole week to go buy hamster food, and she got up and screamed and kicked and punched me and tore at my hair and smacked my glasses off and all that bullshit. Then she scream cried for some reason, and then she picked up a pen and I think she was going to stab me, then I ran out and locked myself in my bathroom. Then she came and smashed down my hamster cage and screamed into her room.

2007-11-15 21:40:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Should we ride in the caboose or get up front in the engine?

2007-11-15 21:39:26 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:39:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where can i ask, and post a question, and suggestion I have for the Yahoo team? I'm not sure on this one, and want it to get to the right ppl. Thanks, again!

2007-11-15 21:39:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple of my favorites right now are:

1. The big rip, where the universe pops like a balloon.

and

2. The sun melting everyone's face off and turning everything into molten lava.

2007-11-15 21:38:45 · 16 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Polls & Surveys

three little ducks go into a Bar......
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

2007-11-15 21:37:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 21:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

I do!! :)

2007-11-15 21:35:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

......by Calvin Klein ?

2007-11-15 21:35:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THE EXECUTIVE FART A very loud fart by a very important person is an executive fart. It is either sharp or flat, somewhat off key but otherwise a very business like fart. No nonsense about it! but noone is supposed to notice. Particularly the farter. If you do not laugh at the executive fart its either your afraid of the the person who farted or the fart was just to gross. Common with very important people
THE FRENCH FART Said to be the most beautiful of farts. Usually in a minor key. Soft and musical with many half tones. Any long drawn out fart that seems beautiful to you is most likely a French Fart. Very Rare.
THE G AND L FART This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not already guessed, G and L stands for Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.
THE GHOST FART A doubtful fart in most cases, as it is supposed to be identified by odor alone and to occur, for instance, in an empty house. You enter and smell a fart, yet no one is there. People will insist that only a fart could have that odor, but some believe it is just something that happens to smell like a fart.
THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is that the person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or "Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is.
THE JERK FART The Jerk Fart is a fart by a jerk who smirks, smiles, grins, and points to himself in case you missed it. It is usually a single-noted, off-key, fading away, sort of whistle fart, altogether pitiful, but the jerk will act as if he has just farted the Biggest Fart in the World Fart.
THE JOHN FART The John Fart is simply any ordinary fart farted on the john. It is naturally a group one identification, with the wound, whatever it was, somewhat muffled. If it is all the person's trip to the john amounted to he will be disappointed for sure. Common as pigeons.
THE LEAD FART The heaviets of all farts. It sounds like a dropped ripe watermelon. Or a falling body in some cases. It is the only fart that goes thud. Except for the odor, which is also very heavy, it could be missed altogether as a far. What was that, you might think? And never guess.
THE MALTED MILK BALL FART Odor alone is diagnostic and positively identifies this fart. It smells exactly like malted milk balls. No other food works this way. It is rare.
THE OH MY GOD FART This is the most awful and dreadful stinking of all farts - a fart that smells like a month-old rotten egg - as the Oh My God Fart. If you should ever encounter it, however, you may first want to say, oh ****, which would be understandable.
THE OMEN FART This is the adult version of the Poo-Poo Fart. About the only difference is that the farter will not say anything. He will just look kind of funny and head for the john. This one is easy to spot if you pay attention.
THE ORGANIC FART Sometimes called the Health Food Nut Fart. The person who farts an Organic Fart may be talking about the healthy food he eats even when he farts. If he is heavily into health foods he may even ask if you noticed how good and pure and health his fart smells. It may smell to you like any other fart, but there is no harm in agreeing with him. He is doing what he thinks is best.
THE POO-POO FART This is a fart by a very small kid. The kid farts and then says "go poo-poo now". And somebody takes him and he does.
THE QUIVER FART A group one identification fart only. When you fart, it quivers. If it tickles, then it is the Tickle Fart. If you have to scratch it, then it is the Scratchass Fart.
THE RAMBLING PHADUKA FART You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as this is one of the most frightening of all farts. It is frightening to farter and spectator alike. It has a sound of pain to it. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes leave the farter unable to speak. As though he has had the wind knocked out of him. A strong, loud, wavering fart, it goes on for at least fifteen seconds.
THE RELIEF FART Sound or odor don't matter on this one. What matters is the tremendous sense of relief that you have finally farted. Some people will even say, "Wow, what a relief". Very common.
THE RELUCTANT FART This is probably one of the oldest farts known to man. The Reluctant Fart is a fart that seems to have a mind of its own. It gives the impression that it likes staying where it is. It will come when it is ready, not before. This can take half-a-day in some instances.
THE RUSTY GATE FART The sound of this fart seems almost impossible for a fart. Is is the most dry and squeaky sound a fart can make. The Rusty Gate Fart sounds as if it would have worked a lot easier if it had been oiled. It sounds like a fart that hurts.
THE S.B.D. FART S.B.D. stands for Silent But Deadly. This is no doubt one of the most common farts that exists. No problem of identification with this one.
THE SANDPAPER FART This one scratches. Otherwise it may not amount to much. You should remember that if you reach back and scratch, it automatically becomes a Scratchass Fart. Common.
THE S'CUSE ME FART This rare fart excuses itself as it is farted. It is about as close to words as a fart can get. The sound it makes is like a little soft whisper that says "S'cuse me." The most polite of all farts and very silly when you are alone.
THE SKILLSAW FART A truly awesome fart. It vibrates the farter. Really shakes him up. People back away. It sounds like an electric skillsaw ripping through a piece of half-inch plywood. Very impressive. Not too common.
THE SONIC BOOM FART The people who believe in this fart claim it is even bigger than the Biggest Fart In The World Fart. The Sonic Boom Fart is supposed to shake the house and rattle the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows. A fart that could do that would put the farter into orbit or blow his crazy head off.
THE SPLATTER FART Unfortunately the Splatter Fart exists. It is the wettest of all farts. It probably should not be called a fart at all.
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER FART This is one of the few farts that can bring tears to people's eyes and lumps to their throats and otherwise get them all stired up.
THE STUTTER FART If you think stuttering is funny, this is a very funny fart. It is a fart that can't seem to get going. The sound is best described as pt,pt,pt-pt,pt-pt-pt,pop,pop-pop-pop-POW! It is usually a forced-out far that gets caught crossways, as they say, and only gets farted after considerable effort.
THE TACO BELL FART The Taco Bell Fart is far richer and full-bodied than your ordinary Junk Fart and takes longer to build up. Sometimes hours or even a day. But it will get there. And it will hang around after, too, even on a windy day.
THE TEFLON FART Slips out without a sound and no strain at all. A very good fart in situations where you would rather not fart at all. You can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. If the wind is right he will never know.
THE THANK GOD I'M ALONE FART Everyone knows this rotten fart. You look around after you have farted and say Thank God I'm alone. Then you get out of there.
THE TICKLE FART A group one only and one of the easiest to identify. Usually a slow soft sort of fart. If you like being tickled this is the fart for you.

2007-11-15 21:34:52 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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srry i couldn't sleep.
figured i'd ask this question,
hopefully you guys understand this.
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2007-11-15 21:33:26 · 3 answers · asked by vim4you2 5 in Polls & Surveys

400 questions asked on my last account and now 200 on this one.
And I have only been here since July!!

2007-11-15 21:33:03 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In all seriousness.

2007-11-15 21:32:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...about wind ?

2007-11-15 21:32:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:31:19 · 18 answers · asked by natasha s 2 in Country

2007-11-15 21:29:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:29:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:28:30 · 9 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why is LOVE so complicated? Or is it just us as individuals that make it so? I'm talking about relationships here. Thanks. :)

2007-11-15 21:27:55 · 33 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy saw another guy playing a flute, he said "My! that's a strange flute I've never seen one like that before, where did you get it?" the other guy said "It's a bulls penis, I bought it from the abattoir, they drill holes in them and sell them as flutes." "Really!" said the man "Would they sell me one? they look really classy" "I think they would" said the man. So off he trots to the abattoir and sees the foreman. "Gday" he said, "Could you sell me one of those bulls penises you make into flutes?" "Just a minute" said the foreman "I'll have a look and see if we have any left" He came back shortly and said "Sorry mate, we have not killed any bulls today, only cows, how about a mouth organ?"

2007-11-15 21:25:46 · 10 answers · asked by wheeliebin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

w/ what sauce?

2007-11-15 21:25:40 · 14 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:23:19 · 5 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Getting caught is never thought much of?

2007-11-15 21:22:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

............i love 30STM........

2007-11-15 21:20:21 · 6 answers · asked by DISTURBIA 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-15 21:19:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 21:18:58 · 20 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys